wet dreams.
so i was looking up wet dreams on wikipedia, and it referd to religions take on the matter.
i foudn it amusing
"1 The Lord spoke to Moses and Aaron, saying,2 Speak to the people of Israel and say to them, When any man has a discharge from his body, his discharge is unclean.3 And this is the law of his uncleanness for a discharge: whether his body runs with his discharge, or his body is blocked up by his discharge, it is his uncleanness.4 Every bed on which the one with the discharge lies shall be unclean, and everything on which he sits shall be unclean.5 And anyone who touches his bed shall wash his clothes and bathe himself in water and be unclean until the evening.6 And whoever sits on anything on which the one with the discharge has sat shall wash his clothes and bathe himself in water and be unclean until the evening.7 And whoever touches the body of the one with the discharge shall wash his clothes and bathe himself in water and be unclean until the evening.8 And if the one with the discharge spits on someone who is clean, then he shall wash his clothes and bathe himself in water and be unclean until the evening.9 And any saddle on which the one with the discharge rides shall be unclean.10 And whoever touches anything that was under him shall be unclean until the evening. And whoever carries such things shall wash his clothes and bathe himself in water and be unclean until the evening.11 Anyone whom the one with the discharge touches without having rinsed his hands in water shall wash his clothes and bathe himself in water and be unclean until the evening.12 And an earthenware vessel that the one with the discharge touches shall be broken, and every vessel of wood shall be rinsed in water.13 And when the one with a discharge is cleansed of his discharge, then he shall count for himself seven days for his cleansing, and wash his clothes. And he shall bathe his body in fresh water and shall be clean.14 And on the eighth day he shall take two turtledoves or two pigeons and come before the Lord to the entrance of the tent of meeting and give them to the priest.15 And the priest shall use them, one for a sin offering and the other for a burnt offering. And the priest shall make atonement for him before the Lord for his discharge.16 If a man has an emission of semen, he shall bathe his whole body in water and be unclean until the evening.17 And every garment and every skin on which the semen comes shall be washed with water and be unclean until the evening.18 If a man lies with a woman and has an emission of semen, both of them shall bathe themselves in water and be unclean until the evening."so its saying, u can cum all u want, but if u go near hte sperm, or go neare anyone and touch them with spemyness ull be unclean until "evening"
so basically, you know when ur paretns used to say to u "have u washed ur hands!?" before dinner
did ancient mothers say "u are unclean!" the son replied "no im not!" the mother then inquired "well how long ago was it that u sat in that poo of sperm?!"
and another thing
does that mean u can wank like 5 minutes before evening, and hten iutll be alrite
the bible is such bollocks
no pun intended.
i foudn it amusing
"1 The Lord spoke to Moses and Aaron, saying,2 Speak to the people of Israel and say to them, When any man has a discharge from his body, his discharge is unclean.3 And this is the law of his uncleanness for a discharge: whether his body runs with his discharge, or his body is blocked up by his discharge, it is his uncleanness.4 Every bed on which the one with the discharge lies shall be unclean, and everything on which he sits shall be unclean.5 And anyone who touches his bed shall wash his clothes and bathe himself in water and be unclean until the evening.6 And whoever sits on anything on which the one with the discharge has sat shall wash his clothes and bathe himself in water and be unclean until the evening.7 And whoever touches the body of the one with the discharge shall wash his clothes and bathe himself in water and be unclean until the evening.8 And if the one with the discharge spits on someone who is clean, then he shall wash his clothes and bathe himself in water and be unclean until the evening.9 And any saddle on which the one with the discharge rides shall be unclean.10 And whoever touches anything that was under him shall be unclean until the evening. And whoever carries such things shall wash his clothes and bathe himself in water and be unclean until the evening.11 Anyone whom the one with the discharge touches without having rinsed his hands in water shall wash his clothes and bathe himself in water and be unclean until the evening.12 And an earthenware vessel that the one with the discharge touches shall be broken, and every vessel of wood shall be rinsed in water.13 And when the one with a discharge is cleansed of his discharge, then he shall count for himself seven days for his cleansing, and wash his clothes. And he shall bathe his body in fresh water and shall be clean.14 And on the eighth day he shall take two turtledoves or two pigeons and come before the Lord to the entrance of the tent of meeting and give them to the priest.15 And the priest shall use them, one for a sin offering and the other for a burnt offering. And the priest shall make atonement for him before the Lord for his discharge.16 If a man has an emission of semen, he shall bathe his whole body in water and be unclean until the evening.17 And every garment and every skin on which the semen comes shall be washed with water and be unclean until the evening.18 If a man lies with a woman and has an emission of semen, both of them shall bathe themselves in water and be unclean until the evening."so its saying, u can cum all u want, but if u go near hte sperm, or go neare anyone and touch them with spemyness ull be unclean until "evening"
so basically, you know when ur paretns used to say to u "have u washed ur hands!?" before dinner
did ancient mothers say "u are unclean!" the son replied "no im not!" the mother then inquired "well how long ago was it that u sat in that poo of sperm?!"
and another thing
does that mean u can wank like 5 minutes before evening, and hten iutll be alrite
the bible is such bollocks
no pun intended.