dear santa,
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week bosiefis and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In May I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In September I gave pleaidian a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Sunday I broke thefifthcurran's X-Box (-12 points). In January I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been nice (682 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
Bosiefis