Pun War

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On Nov 26, 2008 11:19pm, Teresa Schubert wrote:
They're attacking!  (Hide the cork boards!)  The Dread Pirate
Roberts von Punster leaves no survivors!

2008/11/27 Orvis (Brian Evans)
Come on now, you're the pun Princess; Bribe him to stop.
--Orvis

On Thu, Nov 27, 2008 at 9:18 PM, Teresa Schubert wrote:
Buttercup is too afraid of being melted and added to the mashed
potatoes to complain much.
-La Princesse

2008/11/28 Orvis (Brian Evans)
That's fine.  it's all gravy.
--Orvis

On Fri, Nov 28, 2008 at 1:06 PM, Teresa Schubert wrote:
Now Brian, don't be fowl.
-T

2008/11/28 Orvis (Brian Evans)
I'm just talking turkey.  You're the one running afowl of the puns.
--Orvis

2008/11/28 Teresa Schubert wrote:
Pardon me if I don't gobble them right up.
-T

On 11/28/08, Teresa Schubert wrote:
Turkey's not all it's drummed up to be.  I do wishbone you'd stop, I might
have to punnel you.
-T

2008/11/28 Orvis (Brian Evans)
You can peck up your opportunity later, feather you would like to or not.
--Orvis

2008/11/28 Teresa Schubert wrote:
I would, so don't fly away!  Although I can drum you out of hiding anyday.
The rhyming was unintentional.  If we rhyme and pun at the same time I think my brain might just explode.  (Mind you don't cause it.)
-T

After thanksgiving, she asked for another topic, my response was Topic Thunder.  We went on from there.