And for my third post of the day, I'll be really disgusting.

[borscht_rider]

A cow became pregnant. The baby born to this cow was male. This young bull (let's call him Larry) had a nice childhood, very spoiled by his mother, who starved herself so as to give him as much food as his heart desired. Since this bull was a young bull, his metabolism was very fast. Because his mother was feeding him so much extra feed (which was very high in fiber, incidentally), Larry the Young Bull was often running to the stall at the end of the barn, which served as a bathroom of sorts. Eventually, Farmer Hawkins finally got fed up with the smell coming from that last stall, so he took all of Larry's waste, which had been steadily accumulating over the years, and he dumped it into the nearby Baltic Sea. (Didn't I tell you this took place in Latvia?) Anyway, on just that day when Farmer Hawkins made his deposit into the Baltic Sea, I happened to be in the mood for a swim.

As a result of all this:

I AM SWIMMING IN A SEA OF BULLSHIT.