AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[borscht_rider]

Pulling out of the driveway, I ran my mom's car into the gate.
On my way to the first real date I've had since...well, a while ago.
My mom was standing right there.

It's official GOD DOES NOT WANT ME TO HAVE A LOVE LIFE.

Fraulein Cabaret: forget it Max, just castrate yourself right now, life will be much easier

Comments

[borscht_rider]

who needs Samantha when I've got Jude Law?

sorry, I meant "when I've got you." but Jude Law was so tempting.

[spotlightmegger]

Indeed he is

[iplaythepart]

I'll join if there are jackets. I love having the official jackets.

[borscht_rider]

oh man I wanna be a Pink Lady so bad