Ha ha!
Stupid, stupid Geordies. Stupid, stupid Geordies. Na na na na hey! Na na na na! If I've said it once I've said it one thousand times: Newcastle United manager = suicide job.
When will the scheming, cheating Geordies learn? They are not a successful club, the manager's job is not a good career move and if they are ever going to keep a manager for any real length of time they have to realise this. Actually I hope they don't, it gives us a good laugh and takes away the fact that we too are shit.
A few facts:
Club who has won the most titles in the North East - Sunderland
Last club to win a major trophy in the North East - Middlesbrough
Last club to play in a cup final - Middlesbrough
Only club with a guarenteed place in the F.A Cup 4th round - Middlesbrough
Biggest under achievers in the North East, the football league and the world - Newcastle
Stupid bloody Geordies....
Movie Quote of the Day
Debby Marsh in The Big Heat: "The main thing is to have the money. I've been rich and I've been poor. Believe me, rich is better"
Quote of the Day
Weebs: "Can you imagine me and Paul Mack stripping? As a duo?"