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bornwithskison

tjueseks

Mar 27, 2010 00:14

[It's only been a few days since that bet was made, and everything was signed. He only had to last a week, yet here he was in the Diner sitting at the counter.

with a half-finished cup of coffee.]

...T'hell with it.

coffee coffee coffee, you lose the game, fuck you netherlands, where's my foam art, failure in betting

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FUCK YEAHHHH 1/4 windmill March 27 2010, 05:18:13 UTC

[Still hasn't slept since the bet started. Oh, sure, he was knocked unconscious a few times, but that barely counts. So, looking basically like he's been hit by a bus, shaking, trembling, paranoid-looking-- Netherlands makes his way into the diner.

He has to eat at some point, right? And the lack of sleep was making the kitchen... not... look like a kitchen. Every time he opens the fridge, things stare back at him.]

YOU'RE A LOSER 2/4 windmill March 27 2010, 05:19:39 UTC

[He's probably miserable to live with. Poor Saki. And he drags himself through the door, looking around at whoever's in it already.

And he.

Looks.]

WITH A CAPITAL 'L' 3/4 windmill March 27 2010, 05:20:27 UTC

[Have an extremely confused look as he stops in front of Norway's table.

Is he imagining things? Why does that smell and look like coffee.]

...you...

FUCK YEAH ME windmill March 27 2010, 05:21:10 UTC

[Just

this

face.]

ಠ しಠ bornwithskison March 27 2010, 05:24:35 UTC

...If I hear a word. Out of you. I am going to take the rest of this and pour it down your pants.

[He looks

defeated

and mad at the same time.

and he still looks like crap]

∩(´∀｀∩) windmill March 27 2010, 05:26:55 UTC

Not one word. Two.

[Plants his hands on the edge of the table and leans in.]

I win.

ಥ﹏ಥ bornwithskison March 27 2010, 05:29:03 UTC

[okay he's not going to waste good coffee so he'll down the rest of it

and throw the cup as hard as he can at that face. Luckily it's plastic.]

(o*･ω･)ﾉ windmill March 27 2010, 05:31:00 UTC

[FUCK HIS FACE. Nose is bleeding a bit, but still grinning that shit-eating grin of victory. He's definitely the 'sore winner' type.]

Does it taste good, Norge? Does losing taste good? Are you craving more? Drink it up.

⊙し⊙ bornwithskison March 27 2010, 05:34:55 UTC

[hey look is that salt on the table

brb grabbing the salt shaker and opening it to throw the salt at his bleeding face]

that is terrifying and so is this thread windmill March 27 2010, 05:36:57 UTC

[Bizarre sound that is half-laughter, half-ANGUISHED PAINED SCREAM. And now he's grabbing Norway around the waist to drag him away from the counter.]

You still lost! [LAUGHING. LAUGHING SO HARD.]

sob ikr bornwithskison March 27 2010, 05:44:43 UTC

[GRABBING THAT COUNTER LIKE A LIFE LINE]

Let go, asshole!

windmill March 27 2010, 05:45:55 UTC

[PULLING AWAY FROM IT

WRAPPING HIS ARMS AROUND NORWAY IN A BONE-CRUSHING STRANGLEHOLD]

I fucking won! [more bizarre laughter] Tastes better than any joint-!

bornwithskison March 27 2010, 05:53:55 UTC

If you want to smoke ever again. Let me go before I break your jaw in six places.

[STILL NOT LETTING GO--BUT HEY, HE'LL KICK BACK AT HIM.]

windmill March 27 2010, 05:56:03 UTC

You can't! You have to do whatever I say for 24 hours! [LOOK AT THIS SMUG BASTARD.] And I'm starting with 'you can't hit back'. You wrote the damn contract yourself.

bornwithskison March 27 2010, 05:58:03 UTC

...

[goes ragdoll]

windmill March 27 2010, 05:59:15 UTC

Ha... ha...

[sense of sweet victory is wearing off. urge for weed rising.

twitch.]

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