tjuefem

[bornwithskison]

Whoever got my brother drunk, speak up. He has silver hair, a puffin, and a small po--horse. If anyone knows the culprit, I'd like to know their name and age, please. If they speak up themselves, their punishment will be less severe.

[Filtered to Denmark]

If it was you, you're dead. If not, be on the lookout.

[Filtered to self, Iceland, easily

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[bornwithskison]

If you got Iceland drunk. He was roaming around with Hong Kong in drag.

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[bornwithskison]

Apparently so. Both he and Iceland got drunk from something--I think they had a bowl of... Punch or something with them.

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[bornwithskison]

Someone spiked it, you idiot! I-I... He was dressed as a woman!

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[bornwithskison]

He's my brother. We have plenty of things in common.

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[bornwithskison]

We're the same when we're drunk, apparently.

After I've had too many.

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[bornwithskison]

I don't crossdress. And I just don't drink that much around most people.

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[bornwithskison]

I'll get drunk with you someday. Just not this week--I need to keep my mind off the temptation where I work since there's a coffee machine in the back room.

I think I'll be alright.

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[bornwithskison]

Aren't I always cranky? And if I win, I can make the other person do whatever I want for a whole day. Meaning I can slack off and let him do everything for me.

It's worth it.