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[bornwithskison]

Don't eat the ones that say 'Kiss me' if someone gives you one. It won't end well, and it makes things awkward. I don't know if I'll be able to look him in the eye with a straight face for a long time. I haven't found anything... wrong with the other ones... Except one tastes like chalk. Literally.

[munch--There goes a 'Call Me']...And before I

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[puffinparadise]

...You admitted it.

[bornwithskison]

N-No I didn't... I-I didn't... Say anything.

[puffinparadise]

Yes you did.

[bornwithskison]

I didn't.

[puffinparadise]

Norge, I just heard you say it. The whole town did.

[bornwithskison]

...The whole town?

[Oh. no.]

[puffinparadise]

Yes. That message wasn't filtered Nor-- I mean storbror.

[Oh. yes.]

[bornwithskison]

...I wonder if anyone would be upset if I threw the phone out the window.

[We are going to be hiding for a long. long time.]

[puffinparadise]

That's not going to help.

[Can we visit while you're hiding?]

[bornwithskison]

What if I threw their phones out the window.

[We could never say no to you.]

[puffinparadise]

Well, then yeah, they're going to be upset.

[Sweet! We won't tell anyone where you're hiding.]

[bornwithskison]

But they weren't supposed to hear that.

[You mean in the tool shed?]

[puffinparadise]

They weren't supposed to hear what I said, but they did. And you don't see me talking about throwing out other people's phones.

[...Bro, your secret hiding place isn't a secret anymore.]