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[bornwithskison]

[It's always 5 o'clock somewhere, and that means that your local Norwegian is currently busying himself by going around the neighborhood and occasionally stopping by a car where it is then--assuming you believe/see magical creatures--lifted by his Troll companion and either placed ontop of the garage, or just flipped upside down into the lawn. Once

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[k1_sauce]

Did I miss the memo going around telling everyone to flip out?

[bornwithskison]

[He pauses mid-order]

It's part of an experiment, I suppose. Chances are it's going to end badly and cause us to become brainwashed... I'm only really doing this because I'm stressed out and it's a good excuse.

[k1_sauce]

An experiment to figure out what?

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[bornwithskison]

I... Don't really know.

[bornwithskison]

It's sort of fun, though. It takes me back to my younger years.

[k1_sauce]

I wouldn't have guessed you were a violent troublemaker.

[bornwithskison]

Former Viking. Putting it simply, I guess I was one of the idiots who went around declaring that the earth was flat.

[FLIPS A CAR]

[k1_sauce]

[He stares at the car.]

I guess I'm having trouble picturing you as a viking.

[bornwithskison]

[Good troll, who's a good not-brother?]

It's hard to believe considering how much I've changed since the late thousands. I used to be more violent and have longer hair, but I cut it January 16th of 1814.

[k1_sauce]

I assume you don't get haircuts very often.

[bornwithskison]

I cut my own hair.