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bornwithskison

syv - Longships and Mead

Dec 14, 2009 23:56

[unfiltered due to late 700-early 800s intelligence + 1950s technology. Who was phone?]

[a rustling of fabric, followed up by the sound of a small table being rooted through and tipped over after not finding anything worth while--and the phone goes with it to clatter onto the floor. He doesn't know it's going all out through the network]

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the vikings are back, !event, run far away england, there lived a folk with menb so bright

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1/idfk expect a lot here danesaxed December 15 2009, 06:50:50 UTC

Norge!

danesaxed December 15 2009, 06:52:04 UTC

[He's got his axe on his shoulders, and a big bright slightly maniacal grin on his face]

I ain't really sure where I am either--Ol' Angle really got us good, huh?

ornotlol /3 danesaxed December 15 2009, 06:55:19 UTC

[Another shuffle and the sound of something thudding behind him]

This place seems like it'll be easy to raid, don't it?

I mean look at this village, they're practically beggin' for it!

[Another laugh is heard here and he sighs]

Just tell me where ya are, I've got my hands on my axe! It's all we need, ain't it?

1/2 bornwithskison December 15 2009, 06:58:54 UTC

Did I ever tell you that I love the way you think? You're an idiot, but I like it.

2/2 bornwithskison December 15 2009, 07:00:41 UTC

And you know I can't swing that thing around. I like to play too, you know.

I'm in this strange... Cottage.

[Hear that angry drone yelling? He wants it to shut up but he lacks the axe]

With a loud woman.

1/2 danesaxed December 15 2009, 07:13:46 UTC

I know you like a lot of things about me, dear Norge~

We'll 'play' plenty when I ge--

danesaxed December 15 2009, 07:14:19 UTC

...Woman?

Are you being held hostage?

bornwithskison December 15 2009, 07:17:28 UTC

You animal. I want to play with the village first before we play together.

How should I know? I'm having enough trouble understanding her the way it is. She talks too fast.

1/2 danesaxed December 15 2009, 07:30:46 UTC

Nothing that says we can't do both at the same time--we've done that before, remember?

...Ehh, that's really sad that Angle's been reduced to having women screech at us to defend himself. Ignore her or something...

/2 danesaxed December 15 2009, 07:31:28 UTC

[a snort of impatience as he rounds the block]

Is there anything special about your 'cottage'? They all look alike!

bornwithskison December 15 2009, 07:36:35 UTC

Lindisfarne. The church was on fire.

Such a cowa--[and out from the window comes a wooden chair, followed by not only the woman screaming, but now Norway too in frantic Old Norse]

1/2 danesaxed December 15 2009, 07:44:56 UTC

Yeahhhh so, thinking back on it--doing that in a place on fire, probably wasn't a good idea, now was it? I mean man, it pissed off little Angle, but I got burns every wh---

danesaxed December 15 2009, 07:46:01 UTC

...You wouldn't happen to be in the one that had a chair almost hit me in the face, would you?

bornwithskison December 15 2009, 13:17:49 UTC

It was your idea, don't be such a baby about it. You peeled like a dragon which was amusing in itself. You're a Viking, not a woman.

...Maybe.

danesaxed December 16 2009, 06:53:15 UTC

That's not very nice of you, my dear Norge.

But at least, I've found you now...

[BRB ENTERING HOUSE HI, IGNORING YOUR WIFE]

bornwithskison December 16 2009, 13:35:51 UTC

Neither was leaving bite-marks all over my neck and jaw for the rest of the men to see. It was embarrassing to go like that for almost a month while they wore off.

What ever happened to that Partner-Locating magic in your head? Granted I haven't burnt anything down, but didn't I tell you at Iona to follow the sounds of the screaming villagers and the burning cottages? You found me in that Abbey, remember?

[SITTING PRETTY PROUDLY IN AN ARM CHAIR. WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TRYING TO IGNORE THE DRONE WOMAN TO THE BEST OF OUR ABILITY]

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