...because i'm bored
// Series One - Yourself
-- Name: Lauren Elizabeth McNaney
-- Birthdate: July 13, 1988
-- Birthplace: Norristown
-- Current Location: King of Prussia
-- Zodiac Sign: Cancer
-- Innie or Outtie: innie (outies look like nipples!)
// Series Two - Describe
-- The shoes you wore today: vans
-- Your hair: long, brown, boring
-- Your eyes: sometimes blue/sometimes green (they look like crystal blue lakes..aahh)
-- Your weakness: kittens
-- Your fears: dying a horrible painful death
-- Your perfect pizza: of course angelo's!
-- One thing you'd like to achieve: stability and happiness
// Series Three - What Is
-- Your most overused phrase online: um.. haha i guess
-- Your thoughts first waking up: i have a headache
-- The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: their hair maybe
-- Your best physical feature: my boobs aren't half bad
-- Your bedtime: fuck that yo lauren doesn't have a bedtime
-- Your greatest accomplishment: having friends that like me
-- Your most missed memory: at the pool with my great grandpa
// Series Four - You Prefer
-- Pepsi or coke: pepsi
-- McDonald's or Burger King: burger king
-- Single or group dates: you can get into trouble with more people (but then again just the two of us is romantic)
-- Adidas or Nike: i don't care, whichever one is cheaper
-- Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate definitely!
-- Cappuccino or coffee: neither
-- Bras or Panties: um, i don't wear "panties" and bras annoy me, so neither i guess
// Series Five - Do You
-- Smoke: when i feel like it
-- Have a crush(es): on my boyfriend
-- Do you think you've been in love: yes
-- Want to go to college: yea
-- Like high school: when i'm sleeping yes
-- Want to get married: some day
-- Believe in yourself: sometimes
-- Think you're a health freak: fuck no
-- Get along with your parents: yeah.. pretty much.
//Series Six - In The Past Month, Did/Have You
-- Drank alcohol: yes
-- Smoke(d): yes
-- Done a drug: yes
-- Have Sex: yes
-- Made Out: sure
-- Go on a date: i guess
-- Go to the mall?: i work there
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: whoever made this up is probably a fat piece of shit
-- Been dumped: no
-- Made homemade cookies: i made brownies!
// Series Seven - Have You Ever...?
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: maybe
-- If so, was it mixed company: if by "mixed company" you mean "boys" then i guess
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: fortunately
-- Been caught "doing something": what the hell does that mean?.. i do a lot of things
-- Been called a tease: by my boyfriend.. haha
-- Gotten beaten up: by my boyfriend
-- Shoplifted: yes
-- If so, did you get caught: fuck no, i'm stealth as shit
-- Changed who you were to fit in: probably not, lauren don't play like dat
// Series Eight - The Future
-- Age you hope to be married: before 30
-- Numbers and Names of Children: 3 is enough, abby is a cute name, jake maybe, you know, cute shit like that
-- Descibe your Dream Wedding: well my DREAM wedding would be in paradise somewhere, but it'll probably end up being old fashioned
-- How do you want to die: in my sleep
-- Where you want to go to college: around, the city maybe, or the suburbs, just around home though
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: i don't know, somethines having to do with business
-- What country would you most like to visit: Hawaii
// Series Nine - Opposite Sex
-- Best eye color? i don't care
-- Best hair color? brown
-- Short or long hair?: long is pretty sexy, but not rock star long, that's just gay
-- Best height: taller than me but not ogrishly tall
-- Best articles of clothing: none (wink wink)
-- Best first date location: wherever there is around here that doesn't suck, guess that leaves----no where.
-- Best first kiss location: in the back seat of a car.. oohh shit!
// Series Ten - Number Of
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: what?
-- Number of CDs that I own: i don't know, 50?
-- Number of piercings: 2 (my nipples)
-- Number of tattoos: 25
-- Number of scars on my body: my cats fuck me up so a lot
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: no regrets
// Series Eleven - The Last...
-- Movie you rented? um.. i believe it was the girl next door (it sucked)
-- Movie you bought? napoleon dynamite for heather o.'s christmas gift
-- Song you listened to: um, i think it was "killing in the name of" by rage against the machine
-- Song that was stuck in your head? some afi song that was playing at work
-- Song you've downloaded? that's illegal now stupid
-- CD you bought? the modest promise
-- CD you listened to? i don't know
-- Books you have bought? yea maybe
-- Person you've called? my brother
-- Person that's called you? my brother
-- TV show you've watched? the newlyweds
-- Person you were thinking of? matt jones
// Series Twelve - Misc.
-- You have a b/f or g/f?: yes
-- You wish you did?: i do
-- You wish you could live somewhere else? definitely, if i could bring my friends and family with me (this town sucks)
-- You think about suicide? not really
-- You believe in online dating? not for me
-- You want more piercings? not really
-- You want more tattoos? more than the 0 i have
-- You drink? weren't
-- You do drugs? these questions
-- You smoke? already asked?
-- You like cleaning? when i'm in the mood
-- You like roller coasters? oh yes
-- You write in cursive or print? kind of a mixture
-- You carry a donor card? um, no, but i supposed i'll be an organ donor when i get my license
// Series Thirteen - For Or Against...
-- Long distance relationships? against
-- Using someone: against
-- Suicide? against
-- Killing people? for
-- Teenage smoking? you gotta do what you gotta do
-- Driving drunk? again--you gotta do what you gotta do
-- Gay/lesbian relationships? whatever floats their gay little boats
// Series Fourteen - Favorite...
-- Soap operas? is the o.c. a soap opera
-- Food? oh man, this taco dip stuff, if someone filled up a pool with this stuff i'd drown myself in it yuuuum
-- Thing to do? hang out with friends i haven't hung out with in a while
-- Thing to talk about? gossip (it gets my heart racing)
-- Sport? softball
-- show(s)? the o.c.
-- Drink? apple juice
-- Clothes? n/a
-- Favorite shoes: my vans
-- Band? one dead still gets my blood pumping
-- Holiday? i love the christmas spirit, just this time of the year i love
-- Cars? whatever falls into my hands i'll take
// Series Fifteen - What Are You Right Now...
-- Shampoo do you use? selsen blue (i have the dandruff)
-- Perfume do you use? don't
-- Shoes do you wear? my vans for the millionth fucking time
// Series Sixteen - In The Past 24 Hours Have You
-- had a serious talk? no
-- hugged someone? yes
-- fought with a friend? yea i fucked up this girl in the mall parking lot last night, i would've taken a ride downtown if i didn't run like hell back to work
-- cried? no
-- laughed? ooh yea, this guy from work makes me giggle like a 10 year old
-- made someone laugh? yes
-- bought something? drugs?
-- cut your hair? no
-- felt stupid? i feel stupid all the time
-- talked to someone you love? a couple people--my mom, my brother, matt
... wow that was surprisingly fun and painless
-- Name: Lauren Elizabeth McNaney
-- Birthdate: July 13, 1988
-- Birthplace: Norristown
-- Current Location: King of Prussia
-- Zodiac Sign: Cancer
-- Innie or Outtie: innie (outies look like nipples!)
// Series Two - Describe
-- The shoes you wore today: vans
-- Your hair: long, brown, boring
-- Your eyes: sometimes blue/sometimes green (they look like crystal blue lakes..aahh)
-- Your weakness: kittens
-- Your fears: dying a horrible painful death
-- Your perfect pizza: of course angelo's!
-- One thing you'd like to achieve: stability and happiness
// Series Three - What Is
-- Your most overused phrase online: um.. haha i guess
-- Your thoughts first waking up: i have a headache
-- The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: their hair maybe
-- Your best physical feature: my boobs aren't half bad
-- Your bedtime: fuck that yo lauren doesn't have a bedtime
-- Your greatest accomplishment: having friends that like me
-- Your most missed memory: at the pool with my great grandpa
// Series Four - You Prefer
-- Pepsi or coke: pepsi
-- McDonald's or Burger King: burger king
-- Single or group dates: you can get into trouble with more people (but then again just the two of us is romantic)
-- Adidas or Nike: i don't care, whichever one is cheaper
-- Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate definitely!
-- Cappuccino or coffee: neither
-- Bras or Panties: um, i don't wear "panties" and bras annoy me, so neither i guess
// Series Five - Do You
-- Smoke: when i feel like it
-- Have a crush(es): on my boyfriend
-- Do you think you've been in love: yes
-- Want to go to college: yea
-- Like high school: when i'm sleeping yes
-- Want to get married: some day
-- Believe in yourself: sometimes
-- Think you're a health freak: fuck no
-- Get along with your parents: yeah.. pretty much.
//Series Six - In The Past Month, Did/Have You
-- Drank alcohol: yes
-- Smoke(d): yes
-- Done a drug: yes
-- Have Sex: yes
-- Made Out: sure
-- Go on a date: i guess
-- Go to the mall?: i work there
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: whoever made this up is probably a fat piece of shit
-- Been dumped: no
-- Made homemade cookies: i made brownies!
// Series Seven - Have You Ever...?
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: maybe
-- If so, was it mixed company: if by "mixed company" you mean "boys" then i guess
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: fortunately
-- Been caught "doing something": what the hell does that mean?.. i do a lot of things
-- Been called a tease: by my boyfriend.. haha
-- Gotten beaten up: by my boyfriend
-- Shoplifted: yes
-- If so, did you get caught: fuck no, i'm stealth as shit
-- Changed who you were to fit in: probably not, lauren don't play like dat
// Series Eight - The Future
-- Age you hope to be married: before 30
-- Numbers and Names of Children: 3 is enough, abby is a cute name, jake maybe, you know, cute shit like that
-- Descibe your Dream Wedding: well my DREAM wedding would be in paradise somewhere, but it'll probably end up being old fashioned
-- How do you want to die: in my sleep
-- Where you want to go to college: around, the city maybe, or the suburbs, just around home though
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: i don't know, somethines having to do with business
-- What country would you most like to visit: Hawaii
// Series Nine - Opposite Sex
-- Best eye color? i don't care
-- Best hair color? brown
-- Short or long hair?: long is pretty sexy, but not rock star long, that's just gay
-- Best height: taller than me but not ogrishly tall
-- Best articles of clothing: none (wink wink)
-- Best first date location: wherever there is around here that doesn't suck, guess that leaves----no where.
-- Best first kiss location: in the back seat of a car.. oohh shit!
// Series Ten - Number Of
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: what?
-- Number of CDs that I own: i don't know, 50?
-- Number of piercings: 2 (my nipples)
-- Number of tattoos: 25
-- Number of scars on my body: my cats fuck me up so a lot
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: no regrets
// Series Eleven - The Last...
-- Movie you rented? um.. i believe it was the girl next door (it sucked)
-- Movie you bought? napoleon dynamite for heather o.'s christmas gift
-- Song you listened to: um, i think it was "killing in the name of" by rage against the machine
-- Song that was stuck in your head? some afi song that was playing at work
-- Song you've downloaded? that's illegal now stupid
-- CD you bought? the modest promise
-- CD you listened to? i don't know
-- Books you have bought? yea maybe
-- Person you've called? my brother
-- Person that's called you? my brother
-- TV show you've watched? the newlyweds
-- Person you were thinking of? matt jones
// Series Twelve - Misc.
-- You have a b/f or g/f?: yes
-- You wish you did?: i do
-- You wish you could live somewhere else? definitely, if i could bring my friends and family with me (this town sucks)
-- You think about suicide? not really
-- You believe in online dating? not for me
-- You want more piercings? not really
-- You want more tattoos? more than the 0 i have
-- You drink? weren't
-- You do drugs? these questions
-- You smoke? already asked?
-- You like cleaning? when i'm in the mood
-- You like roller coasters? oh yes
-- You write in cursive or print? kind of a mixture
-- You carry a donor card? um, no, but i supposed i'll be an organ donor when i get my license
// Series Thirteen - For Or Against...
-- Long distance relationships? against
-- Using someone: against
-- Suicide? against
-- Killing people? for
-- Teenage smoking? you gotta do what you gotta do
-- Driving drunk? again--you gotta do what you gotta do
-- Gay/lesbian relationships? whatever floats their gay little boats
// Series Fourteen - Favorite...
-- Soap operas? is the o.c. a soap opera
-- Food? oh man, this taco dip stuff, if someone filled up a pool with this stuff i'd drown myself in it yuuuum
-- Thing to do? hang out with friends i haven't hung out with in a while
-- Thing to talk about? gossip (it gets my heart racing)
-- Sport? softball
-- show(s)? the o.c.
-- Drink? apple juice
-- Clothes? n/a
-- Favorite shoes: my vans
-- Band? one dead still gets my blood pumping
-- Holiday? i love the christmas spirit, just this time of the year i love
-- Cars? whatever falls into my hands i'll take
// Series Fifteen - What Are You Right Now...
-- Shampoo do you use? selsen blue (i have the dandruff)
-- Perfume do you use? don't
-- Shoes do you wear? my vans for the millionth fucking time
// Series Sixteen - In The Past 24 Hours Have You
-- had a serious talk? no
-- hugged someone? yes
-- fought with a friend? yea i fucked up this girl in the mall parking lot last night, i would've taken a ride downtown if i didn't run like hell back to work
-- cried? no
-- laughed? ooh yea, this guy from work makes me giggle like a 10 year old
-- made someone laugh? yes
-- bought something? drugs?
-- cut your hair? no
-- felt stupid? i feel stupid all the time
-- talked to someone you love? a couple people--my mom, my brother, matt
... wow that was surprisingly fun and painless