Hi!
Folks, this journal is friends only. Why you ask? Because I deem it so. How can you get access? That's simple... I'll let you in on a little secret...
I'm a freak when it comes to numbers... it's a weird ass OCD thing. This results in extreme agitation when the numbers on my friends list and the numbers on my friends of list do not equal one another. So by adding me to YOUR friends list, I'll have no choice but to add you to mine in order to make things right in the universe again. Copacetic. At peace.
I assure you there's much mayhem on the inside... you know you want to add me... just do it already.
I'm a freak when it comes to numbers... it's a weird ass OCD thing. This results in extreme agitation when the numbers on my friends list and the numbers on my friends of list do not equal one another. So by adding me to YOUR friends list, I'll have no choice but to add you to mine in order to make things right in the universe again. Copacetic. At peace.
I assure you there's much mayhem on the inside... you know you want to add me... just do it already.