[IC] Mistletoe continuations/new threads

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[ridelonesome]

[QUATRE!]

[jerkchester]

You've got to be shitting me.

[ridelonesome]

I beg your pardon.

[jerkchester]

You heard.

God, Camp, haven't we been through this crap enough?

[ridelonesome]

[looks up]

Ah.

I was under the impression this particular variety was native to Venezuela.

[jerkchester]

Wait, what?

[ridelonesome]

From your reaction, I take it you are familiar with the effects of Phoradendrum serosmoochum. Shall I take the liberty of skipping the debriefing?

[jerkchester]

...

Uh... sure.

[ridelonesome]

Alright then. Now, if you will excuse me.

[Takes a brisk step forward, and presses a light chaste kiss to Dean's forehead.]

[jerkchester]

[that is the most awkward kiss I've ever had]

That usually doesn't cut it or we would have been doing it ages ago.

[ridelonesome]

[scanner target thingy]

Of course! Super-powerful hybridization. I should have realized.

[jerkchester]

Right. One question.

Are you high?

[ridelonesome]

Absolutely not. I would never allow my judgement to be clouded by an outside substance, legal or otherwise, in the course of upholding duty.

[jerkchester]

Yeah? You don't know what you're missing then.

If you're not high, then what the flying fuck are you on?

[ridelonesome]

Profanity weakens the mind and cheapens the soul. I have no intention of engaging in conversation with vulgarity.

[jerkchester]

[laughs]

You think my soul is expensive? Like it hasn't already been up and down?