heres to the nights we felt alive*
wow. last night was just that great. gotta love tiffany. and ive got a shitload of blackmail pics on my phone.read the cut to find out more..
work.sabrina called.told me to call back.eventually did.went to sams.stopped at bucketts to pick up dinner.me and tiff discovered mikes hard lemonade.ate.jello shots.went online.tiff was buzzed.tiff had beer.tiff was drunk.she wanted to fly.she tried kissing sabrina"the elf". she wanted to kill me cause i was the bad bunny.she repeatedly wanted bunny shaped foods, such as ice cubes, ketchup, and potato chips.those damn grapefruits.mark came over. tiff tried taking her clothes off.she was a bird, wanted to be a monkey, we told her if she could stand, she could be a monkey.she couldnt stand, but she jumped and cawed.gave her a lemon drop.realized she had her driving test tomm.more drunkeness.hid in the shower from then bombs.sam turned the water on.took tiff a few mins to get out.sabrina changed her.complained about the damngrapefruits.kissed "santa"rockin chair.she basically forgot e/t from last nite.told her mark was there ansd they were alone together.she took her test.passed.might be goin out 4 celebrartion dinner.
well if u didnt read the cut, basically tiffany is the best drunk everr!
and i gotta shower nd ish. byee<3