Apr 13, 2006 09:57
last night i woke up at one a.m. and went to the bar to get a bacon cheeseburger and a pint of mcsorely's for breakfast.
that's where i met lisa, some 42 year old drunk bitch. she sat down with me and wouldn't leave - my fault, i guess, for being at the bar alone. later my friends joined and she questioned our knowledge of hemmingway in a very insulting manner. she also managed to leave her number for me before getting called off six times by her father to meet him at home, grand central station, the 68th street subway station.
i encourage as many prank calls as possible: 914 672 8492