Jun 03, 2005 20:16
a few questions I have been asking myself -
1) when someone leaves a message on your answering machine, how come, after the caller has put the phone down, the machine goes "thank you for calling!" ? surely the person can't hear, as they have already put the phone down??
2) how come all fake tanners say "no streaks!" when in fact, they ALL give you streaks?? they lie!!!
3) am I getting a pink mini i-pod for my birthday? I only ask this because I dreamt I did ... although it does seem unlikely that this particular dream will come true
4) war: what is it good for?! (I have already conceived an answer for this one ... "absolutely nothing!")
5) why oh WHY is the crazy frog at number 1?? ever its creator hates it ... are we officially a nation of idiots?
6) will I get the grades I need to get into uni? I fear this is one only the magic 8 ball can answer...
7) and finally - when is my birthday?
oh yes, I remember .... IT'S THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW!!!!!