medication for everyone.

Oct 06, 2004 18:55

I am the very epi-centre of my own dimunitive universe.I have underlings,you know.I'm fabulous.I'm fabulous.Yes, I'm fabulous.
I'm fabulous because I have excellent taste,am atrociously funny,diabolically talented and fucking GORGEOUS.Hail to me.

I'm just SO 'in' these days,

people that I bobbed for last year get out of my way

I'm cooler than everyone in my department

I am the 12th most fabulous person on the strict and beady-eyed exclusive student-union leather couch

I am at least 10% cooler than Hot Scott

I am 99% as cool as Louisa.She gets an extra one percent as shes closer to GARY and EXTREMELY talented.

I am 85% as cool as Emily BRUTE-on

I am 1% as cool as GARY

I am...

wittering.

And its not because I've slept with at least 50% of them honest,

because I worked it out,

And its only actually 20 percent.

I love hierarchy,I am obsessed with it.Socially structured enviroments enamour me.Now I must depart to piss on some chair-legs.
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