Oct 06, 2004 18:55
I am the very epi-centre of my own dimunitive universe.I have underlings,you know.I'm fabulous.I'm fabulous.Yes, I'm fabulous.
I'm fabulous because I have excellent taste,am atrociously funny,diabolically talented and fucking GORGEOUS.Hail to me.
I'm just SO 'in' these days,
people that I bobbed for last year get out of my way
I'm cooler than everyone in my department
I am the 12th most fabulous person on the strict and beady-eyed exclusive student-union leather couch
I am at least 10% cooler than Hot Scott
I am 99% as cool as Louisa.She gets an extra one percent as shes closer to GARY and EXTREMELY talented.
I am 85% as cool as Emily BRUTE-on
I am 1% as cool as GARY
I am...
wittering.
And its not because I've slept with at least 50% of them honest,
because I worked it out,
And its only actually 20 percent.
I love hierarchy,I am obsessed with it.Socially structured enviroments enamour me.Now I must depart to piss on some chair-legs.