I faaaacking love the Gary,I want to lock him in my cupboard....
I am officially obsessed with:
http://groups.msn.com/Theimaculaterejection/moulderedmoments.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=51
Oh my god!
Oh my GOD!
OH LORD!!!
OH AAAAAAARGH! OH GLORY! OH WONDER! OH PRAISE BE TO WHATEVER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE SCULPTING OF HUMAN FLESH !
oh I'm SPAZZING Oh I...am Avid Merrion.If the emperor FABULOUS ever read this I would KILL myself.Kill myself with a brick.But as this is a secret garden...I'm going to sit here damply and just SPAZ myself into a wet heap of sodden adoration.Oh actually, the meaning of this is obliterated...he knows all anyway since I TOLD the bastard I was drawing nudey-naughty
pictures of him and every time he BREATHES on me I get nipples like bullets.Oh how very,very,very,very,very,very dull for any poor soul who actually reads this horrendous tripe...BUT I FEEL LIKE MAKING AN EXCITING LIST!
I'm s-a-a-a-a-a-a-d.
REASONS GARY SHOULD BE FAMOUS:
because he wants to be
because hes more powerful and intelligent than an EXPLOSION in a library
because hes gayer than Dale Winton
because he has compassion for his underlings (me)
because he really knows how to kiss necks
because hes more radioactively magnetic than a run away X-ray machine
Because he wears tweed
because he spritzes himself every five minutes with a faggy little 'facial atomizer spray'that he made out of lavender,roots and odd things from the back of a cupboard.
because hes VERY neat (insists all guests leave their belongings in special 'guest pots')
because hes got the the brain of stalin and the lips of Lola-Ferrari
because he touched my bottom
Aaaaah,Oh dear.But at least it will make a nice card.I LIVE TO GIMP.Yes. and I can always privatise this journal entry if at some point he displeases me or tells everyone that I wax my nipples.( I do you know, just the left one)
http://groups.msn.com/Theimaculaterejection/moulderedmoments.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=51
Oh my god!
Oh my GOD!
OH LORD!!!
OH AAAAAAARGH! OH GLORY! OH WONDER! OH PRAISE BE TO WHATEVER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE SCULPTING OF HUMAN FLESH !
oh I'm SPAZZING Oh I...am Avid Merrion.If the emperor FABULOUS ever read this I would KILL myself.Kill myself with a brick.But as this is a secret garden...I'm going to sit here damply and just SPAZ myself into a wet heap of sodden adoration.Oh actually, the meaning of this is obliterated...he knows all anyway since I TOLD the bastard I was drawing nudey-naughty
pictures of him and every time he BREATHES on me I get nipples like bullets.Oh how very,very,very,very,very,very dull for any poor soul who actually reads this horrendous tripe...BUT I FEEL LIKE MAKING AN EXCITING LIST!
I'm s-a-a-a-a-a-a-d.
REASONS GARY SHOULD BE FAMOUS:
because he wants to be
because hes more powerful and intelligent than an EXPLOSION in a library
because hes gayer than Dale Winton
because he has compassion for his underlings (me)
because he really knows how to kiss necks
because hes more radioactively magnetic than a run away X-ray machine
Because he wears tweed
because he spritzes himself every five minutes with a faggy little 'facial atomizer spray'that he made out of lavender,roots and odd things from the back of a cupboard.
because hes VERY neat (insists all guests leave their belongings in special 'guest pots')
because hes got the the brain of stalin and the lips of Lola-Ferrari
because he touched my bottom
Aaaaah,Oh dear.But at least it will make a nice card.I LIVE TO GIMP.Yes. and I can always privatise this journal entry if at some point he displeases me or tells everyone that I wax my nipples.( I do you know, just the left one)