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born_to_lurk

All Hail Satan

Jan 26, 2006 00:35

That angel shagging bastard is under some impression that all my poems are about him. ...Well, most of them are, but it's hate poetry, which makes quite a difference.

To prove the egotistical serpent wrong, here's my latest poem.

Fiddle Dee DeeFiddle dee dee, fiddle dee dee ( Read more... )

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anthony_crowley January 26 2006, 07:06:38 UTC

What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

I don't think anyone whose name rhymes with bastard should be writing poetry anyway...

born_to_lurk January 26 2006, 07:46:12 UTC

Another person's opinion should be respected, while another person's wrong opinion should be kept to themselves lest they should find more than just a bookshop belonging to a certain angel destroyed.

And any demon whose name rhymes with 'dolly' has no room to speak.

anthony_crowley January 26 2006, 08:00:33 UTC

Just as another person's crap poetry should be kept to himself lest someone whose name rhymes with 'tiger' get another holy water enema.

born_to_lurk January 26 2006, 08:13:48 UTC

Crawly, you folly,
Go away with your dolly,
To have a tea party.
Go away to a place where the speak Bengali,
To eat a bialy,
And lick on a lolly.
P.S. Don't forget your border collie.

anthony_crowley January 26 2006, 17:24:40 UTC

Right. Well, if this is how you spend your time, I'm surprised you don't have all the mortals on our side by now...

*rolls eyes and mutters something about Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings*

born_to_lurk January 27 2006, 01:56:14 UTC

Well, I'm not concerned about the mortals so much now. Not when there's a prime angelic target lined up for a good felling.

anthony_crowley January 27 2006, 02:17:27 UTC

Oh, too bad, Hastur. You lose. I've already taken credit for him. Gotta be faster next time...

born_to_lurk January 27 2006, 02:32:39 UTC

Think that will make up for your last little slip up? He's not pleased. Not pleased at all, Crawly. There's been talk... of not so pleasant things in your future. That is, if you had one.

anthony_crowley January 27 2006, 02:44:03 UTC

What slip up?

No one has ever made an archangel Fall before. I'll probably be made a Prince of Hell. I wonder what I'll do when I'm your boss...

born_to_lurk January 27 2006, 02:51:10 UTC

. . .

That WILL NOT happen.

anthony_crowley January 27 2006, 02:53:33 UTC

*grins evilly* You'd better hope it won't.

winged_healer January 27 2006, 04:08:48 UTC

You know, it's terribly rude to talk behind people's backs. >_>

anthony_crowley January 27 2006, 04:20:33 UTC

Uh. Demon.

winged_healer January 27 2006, 04:34:21 UTC

That's no excuse. And it's presumptuous too - I assure you that there is nothing for you two to squabble over because nothing will happen.

anthony_crowley January 27 2006, 06:24:57 UTC

If being a demon isn't an excuse for being rude, I'd like to know what is.

Presumptuous? What exactly are we squabbling over?

winged_healer January 27 2006, 09:21:45 UTC

Nothing. Except, perhaps, extreme hurry.

Yes. Yu've being very presumptuous, assuming I'll Fall - trying to take credit for something that hasn't happened.

Well it's not happening, I'm here to tell you.

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