Mother Commits Brutal Attack on Innocent Black Wabbit
The shock news was broken today by Wabbit News reporter Grace Lumpy-Face.
'Boris Black Wabbit was guilty of nothing more than being-clacky-on-the-floorboards when Mother grabbed him with the intent of claw clipping. Boris was resigned and calm' .. states grace Lumpy-Face... 'and after the operation was over he flicked off to sit on the rug.
It is at this point where Mother is reported to have noticed a stain spreading across the rug and ran over to grab Boris once more. Having none of it, brave Boris flicked off, stopping at intervals to shake his paws vigorously.
Grace tells us that here things started to move very quickly and the scene became a blur as Boris managed to stave off the prolonged attack by paw flicking, resulting in blood spatters being deposited up the doors, doorframes and walls. '... the scene resembled a massacre' sighed Grace Lumpy-Face.
Unfortunately Boris was caught and his claw 'soaped'. An inhumane and cruel act Grace advises us. Speaking afterwards Boris is reported to have stated 'humphhhhhhhh'.
Witnesses on the scene now report that Mother is cleaning walls and doors but will probably have to live with the tell tale marks on the rug.
Grace Lumpy-Face
Reporter Wabbit News.
'Boris Black Wabbit was guilty of nothing more than being-clacky-on-the-floorboards when Mother grabbed him with the intent of claw clipping. Boris was resigned and calm' .. states grace Lumpy-Face... 'and after the operation was over he flicked off to sit on the rug.
It is at this point where Mother is reported to have noticed a stain spreading across the rug and ran over to grab Boris once more. Having none of it, brave Boris flicked off, stopping at intervals to shake his paws vigorously.
Grace tells us that here things started to move very quickly and the scene became a blur as Boris managed to stave off the prolonged attack by paw flicking, resulting in blood spatters being deposited up the doors, doorframes and walls. '... the scene resembled a massacre' sighed Grace Lumpy-Face.
Unfortunately Boris was caught and his claw 'soaped'. An inhumane and cruel act Grace advises us. Speaking afterwards Boris is reported to have stated 'humphhhhhhhh'.
Witnesses on the scene now report that Mother is cleaning walls and doors but will probably have to live with the tell tale marks on the rug.
Grace Lumpy-Face
Reporter Wabbit News.