ODE TO "LOSING" THE CELL PHONE
This is dedicated to all the scatterbrains that misplace things. For me it's my keys and cell phone, but it's usually the cell phone that takes me "forever" to find. Again, this came to me in the shower. Sing the lyrics to Chris Brown's "Forever" chorus and have a good laugh.
It's like I'm losing my damn mind
Just about every time
I lose my freakin' cell phone
This is never the only time
'Cause there is no pleasure
There is no fun
When I lose my cell phone
my cell phone
my cell phone
My cell phone
my cell phone
my cell phone
I lost my freakin' cell phone