Okcupid guy
Clive101 (9:25:02 PM): do you at least masturbate?
USS my ship (9:26:25 PM): no.
Clive101 (9:26:40 PM): what? that's so important , geez
Clive101 (9:26:47 PM): i can't ever date a girl who won't even masturbate
USS my ship (9:29:02 PM): That's good to know.
USS my ship (9:29:43 PM): why can't you date a girl who doesn't masturbate?
Clive101 (9:29:59 PM): it's a red flag that points to a whole host of personality issues and problems, sorry
Clive101 (9:30:02 PM): all guys know that
USS my ship (9:31:38 PM): I was just curious, however I do think that, that is a bit presumptuous
USS my ship (9:32:05 PM): what sort of issues might these be?
Clive101 (9:32:21 PM): it's not presumptuous when a lot of guys know it too
Clive101 (9:32:32 PM): well for one, it means the girl probably isn't horny very much, or isn't very sexual
Clive101 (9:32:47 PM): it could also mean she's ashamed of her own body , or has body issues
Clive101 (9:33:20 PM): or it could mean she's really religious, and has been mentallly conditioned to think that pleasure is a sin
Clive101 (9:33:21 PM): or she might have low self-esteem
USS my ship (9:26:25 PM): no.
Clive101 (9:26:40 PM): what? that's so important , geez
Clive101 (9:26:47 PM): i can't ever date a girl who won't even masturbate
USS my ship (9:29:02 PM): That's good to know.
USS my ship (9:29:43 PM): why can't you date a girl who doesn't masturbate?
Clive101 (9:29:59 PM): it's a red flag that points to a whole host of personality issues and problems, sorry
Clive101 (9:30:02 PM): all guys know that
USS my ship (9:31:38 PM): I was just curious, however I do think that, that is a bit presumptuous
USS my ship (9:32:05 PM): what sort of issues might these be?
Clive101 (9:32:21 PM): it's not presumptuous when a lot of guys know it too
Clive101 (9:32:32 PM): well for one, it means the girl probably isn't horny very much, or isn't very sexual
Clive101 (9:32:47 PM): it could also mean she's ashamed of her own body , or has body issues
Clive101 (9:33:20 PM): or it could mean she's really religious, and has been mentallly conditioned to think that pleasure is a sin
Clive101 (9:33:21 PM): or she might have low self-esteem