Headline Flu pt 2
The alert level has been downgraded from "MILLIONS MAY GET SICK" to "Many will be ill". In small letters.
Death of 10 13 people shot by a gunner in Azerbaijan school deserves a one-sentence mention on page 20. One person catching a flu in Scotland deserves first page article.
Price of a loaf of bread in Zimbabwe has now exceeded US national debt: 125 trillion dollars. That's Zimbabwean dollars, but still impressive.
Death of 10 13 people shot by a gunner in Azerbaijan school deserves a one-sentence mention on page 20. One person catching a flu in Scotland deserves first page article.
Price of a loaf of bread in Zimbabwe has now exceeded US national debt: 125 trillion dollars. That's Zimbabwean dollars, but still impressive.