BORGO AM BIG.

[borgo]

BORGO CLOBBERD RUNT.
BIG MESS.
PRETTY GURL HERTS NOW.

BORGO SMASHED TINKERBALL.
BEAT HUR UP GUD.

PENNY SPOTLUSS DEAD NOW.

ME AM BEST RASSLUR.
URP.

Comments

[ccjohn]

Mom.

Mom, it if only you had encouraged me more and told me my shit didnt stink

[anonamaux]

Or are you saying Kim Bloomston is write about the NOTart sTars Support Group CONspiracy

It all started with mozass so take HER to Montero's, see if i care. You ALL need to plan out your conspiracies more carefully before it can ascend to my ART.

ref.: The egg timer tolls most cruelly tonight for Anti-Slam regular Mo. Thin, ravaged, of indeterminate age, Mo yanks off her shirt to reveal a twisted torso. She gets down on all fours and howls wordlessly at the floor. She then pulls herself up the mic stand like some hobbled Iggy Pop and talks about her fatal case of Lyme disease-what the doctors say, who's been helping her clean her house. "This isn't supposed to happen to someone who's 32," she pleads. Then the ding, and Mo smiles and nods thank you like Liza in Vegas. She limps back to her folding chair to whoops of applause.

Talent seems beside the point here, though a few comics are actually funny with intent. It's the gallows slapstick like Mo's finish that stays with you. Any discomfort with despair as entertainment is vanquished,

Re: Mom, it if only you had encouraged me more and told me my shit didnt stink

[ccjohn]

I ain't throwing dice at no Borgata. CCJohn has his own casino and the ASSpirlaurational wagering started over there.

Re: Mom, it if only you had encouraged me more and told me my shit didnt stink

[ccjohn]

No Borgata gaming for me, thanks.

Re: Mom, it if only you had encouraged me more and told me my shit didnt stink

[ccjohn]

Bring back brymboman. Probably my all-time fave.