The Halo 2 trash talk in my house is truly epic
Today on the bus into Ann Arbor, I saw a man with longish white hair and a short white beard and a Wales t-shirt get on the bus around White Castle. He had no fingers on his right hand, which was covered up to the elbow with a dirty white tube sock. He was also on the bus on my way home. The look on his face was so serene that I couldn't look away.
The neighbors from whom we were stealing wireless moved out about a month ago, leaving me completely devoid of stolen internets. Now, there is a far-away neighbor providing us with small amounts when the stars correctly align, but I will still not have reliable access until after I move.
Speaking of moving, nothing is set in stone, but in all likelihood the big moving day is going to be Sunday the 19th. If any of you lovelies with largish cars and/or muscles would be willing to come and lend a hand, I will be providing pizzas and other mysterious forms of gratitude. I'll be updating on this at some point or another.
I can't seem to stop losing weight. I have exactly zero pairs of pants that currently fit me properly. Perhaps I have worms, or maybe the AIDS. Is this something I should be complaining about?
My kitten is the cutest kitten ever. He chases his tail with incredible fervor and has an intensely smelly butt. I love him.
Headshot, bitches.
The neighbors from whom we were stealing wireless moved out about a month ago, leaving me completely devoid of stolen internets. Now, there is a far-away neighbor providing us with small amounts when the stars correctly align, but I will still not have reliable access until after I move.
Speaking of moving, nothing is set in stone, but in all likelihood the big moving day is going to be Sunday the 19th. If any of you lovelies with largish cars and/or muscles would be willing to come and lend a hand, I will be providing pizzas and other mysterious forms of gratitude. I'll be updating on this at some point or another.
I can't seem to stop losing weight. I have exactly zero pairs of pants that currently fit me properly. Perhaps I have worms, or maybe the AIDS. Is this something I should be complaining about?
My kitten is the cutest kitten ever. He chases his tail with incredible fervor and has an intensely smelly butt. I love him.
Headshot, bitches.