It's a rainy day in Ypsilanti, I'm awake far earlier than I want to be, and I will soon be on my way to Livonia to get my wisdom teeth forcibly extracted. However, I've concocted a cunning plan to cheer myself up.
Reply with any comment at all and I'll post a picture from my EXTENSIVE library of random, bizarre, and possibly pornographic images collected from the far corners of the internets. My intention is for it to be something that reminds me of you, but in all likelihood I'm going to be strung out on Vicodin while posting said replies, so no guarantees.
I'm offering free, drugged-up, weird-ass pictures for all, dear people. Shit, I'll even give you the first hit free:
You know you want it.