SAVE ME FROM THIS HELL.
I'd forgotten how much I loathed classroom settings. *stabs self*
The worst part is that it took us A WHOLE HOUR to get through TWO PAGES of the handout.Not even with densely-packed text!
But we kept getting side-tracked into topics with only peripheral relevance to the topic, and a multitude of examples to clarify the blindingly obvious- the difference between telephone interviews, one-on-one interviews, panel and group interviews...*headdeskwallfloor*
Then the other page outlined things they'd question us about- in point form: skills, qualifications and experience, short-and-long-term goals, work ethics and vales, etc. But then each one had to be explained, put into context, with examples from past history... *whimpers8 These things are self-evident, FFS! We don't need them explained, argh!
Thank god for the three to four cups of coffee I'm downing each day, I don't think I could make it through class without that to distract me.
I swear, our class would be half as long if a certain person- whose name starts with V- would just stop blathering on about her life, her son's experiences, her sister's experiences, her brother-in-law's cousin's grandmother's experiences...just on and on and on and ON, I DON'T CARE. If the teacher wants to say something, fine, KJ's lovely, but I don't give a damn about this other woman's family's life story. >:[ I just want to reach over and staple-gun her mouth shut so she can let the class get on with the bloody hand-out instead of pandering to her self-importance.
And the worst part? The one time, ONE TIME, that I wanted to actually contribute something to the discussion, something relevant, and I get spoken over and nobody pays me any notice at all. I just put my head down on my arms and tuned out after that, I was so frustrated.
Now I'm just making notes on this fic I want to write. [I'm sitting at the back of the class, so I can get away with it] I don't know if I'll get around to writing it up, but I'm actually planning, can you believe? I have an outline in the works, omg! Anything to take me mentally out of this place. *iz zen*
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Shiny fandom-ness.
I picked out a few wallpapers I want to get printed on t-shirts [the b'day gift I'm giving myself!]
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I'm not sure which I prefer- the one with different images of her at the same age, or the one with the cute younger, chubby-cheeked and more bushy-haired and frizzy version of her! *squishes*
If anyone spots any large pics for either Hermione or Snape that would be suitable for printing on a t-shirt, link me? ^_^
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Meme. Snurched from lone_pyramid.
Pick 15 of your ships and write down a quote for each of them. Have your f-list guess the ships without using Google/IMDB.
1. ‘I’m here to protect you.’/ ‘With what, your vast arsenal of rapier wit?’
Castle/Beckett (lone_pyramid)
2. 'Are you incapable of restraining yourself or do you take pride in being an insufferable know-it-all?’
Hermione/Snape (wench_for_hire)
3. ‘I was trained to hate you. But I don’t. And I don’t want to die without you knowing that I consider you to be my friend.’
Cara/Kahlan (ed_84, ana_jo)
4. ‘I ask for so little. Just let me rule you- and you can have everything that you want.’
Jareth/Sarah (friendly anonymous lurker, luxuria_oceanus, sunny_serenity)
5.‘You love this song? Obviously you want to dance.’/ ‘With you? No.’
Jane/Lisbon (lone_pyramid)
6. ‘What?'/ 'Nothing.’
Hotch/Prentiss (woodchoc_magnum)
7. 'What's the big discussion about?'
'They're trying to decide which one of us to dine on first. They think I'd be the most tender.'
'Well, they obviously don't know you very well.'
Marguerite/Roxton, The Lost World (sunny_serenity *hugglesquish)
8. ‘You played a good hand, ma’am.’
‘I played a bad hand very well, there is a distinction.'
DeWitt/Dominic (ed_84, ana_jo)
9. 'Is that really an ancient legend?'
'No...but that made it easier to say.'
Janeway/Chakotay (lone_pyramid)
10. 'I made a commitment.'
'Of course, in all fairness, life-sucking aliens weren't part of the brochure.'
'Regardless. I'm staying.'
'Good. Wouldn't be the same without ya.'
Sheppard/Weir (lone_pyramid)
11. 'It's not very Spock, is it? Just asking.'
*listening* 'Voices, music, people...what do you think?'
'I think you should do a scan for alien tech. Give me some Spock! Just once, would it kill you?
Rose/Nine (sunny_serenity)
12. ‘Were you this much trouble at the Abbey?’
‘Oh, much more, sir.’
Maria/Capt. Von Trapp (friendly anonymous lurker, sunny_serenity)
13. ‘Lose a bet with your hairdresser?’ / ‘I like color.’
Nick/Cassie (ana_jo)
14. 'I was hoping you might have one of your... weird connections...'
'Weird connections?'
'They're always a little weird.'
'Well, you're always a little weird.'
Olivia/Peter (lone_pyramid)
15. 'Well, you kept the wrong guy, 'cause I don't know anything about the ship.'
'But you are very attractive.'
'What? Hey, you know, big guy, I'm flattered, really I am, it's just that, uh, you're not my type. And I'm more than a little disturbed that I might be yours.'
Daniel/Vala (lone_pyramid)
Well, you all did brilliantly! I see I shall have to come up with harder quotes next time. *plots* Of course...given that I've had this meme for the past few months and only just posted it...maybe I'll get around to part 2 next year...