Fic: 20 Random Facts about Booster Gold

[boredom_doodles]

Title: 20 Random Facts about Booster Gold
Author: boredom_doodles
Rating: PG
Characters: Booster Gold, various others
Warning(s): None
Word Count: 985
Disclaimer: Don't own 'em.
Author's Note(s): Written for the DC Random Facts Fest. wonderfish helped.

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Comments

[boredom_doodles]

Barely. :P No, seriously, it was, like, nearly 3 when I posted this. Still the 15th somewhere!

Superman's totally a valid career choice! Not that being Supernova was really much of a career, but still. Who's laughing now, wee Mike's teacher?! (A: Not Booster.)

Of course, of course. Having their birthday be so close to Christmas is so awfully convenient, financially. And they're twins, too! 4 holidays, one present. Remind me that I need to write about Booster's birthday, too. I have an idea, I just need to actually write it.

olol wharf rats is pretty much all that can be said there.

I took my copy of A New Beginning out to go over that part again, and man, oh, man, is it a completely different Batman. He's all like, "It's OK that you're totally retarded, Guy, since our newest member has brains to spare." And Booster's all like, "Wha, me?" And then Booster is embarrassed because Max is Max and it is funtimes. And Booster has a towel. Just because.

Yeah, it definitely totally sucks when the guy who keeps you from dying goes and dies himself. Way to be considerate, Ted!

#20 was honestly the first one I wrote. And part of what made it so hard because I couldn't put in anything that Booster would've told Ted (like, say, that handwriting thing I told you about) or anything to do with after Ted's death. I almost made it say Michael, y'know, but then I went, "Psch. Michael never talks to Ted. Of course he wouldn't tell him anything." So I didn't.

[wonderfish]

You finished it! Still counts!

Supernova was totally a career. He got room and board for it, anyway. Was a vocation, possibly.

A New Beginning Batman is just kind of unsettling, somehow. He's so nice. To Booster. Weird. It's like waiting for the other shoe to drop.

I don't know what Booster's going to do with his deathwish if he succeeds at all this. Those don't just go away.

Michael can't talk to Ted! Michael's Ted is dead! But yeah, that's a shame; there's bound to be good stuff in that mystery trip to the future post-OMAC Project.

[boredom_doodles]

Reading A New Beginning and reading OMAC Project would quite possibly create the world's worst case of whiplash.

Possibly somebody will finally force him into therapy!

...Hah, yeah, right, like that'll happen. Somebody would have to catch on that he's suicidal first and he is peskily good at hiding that.

Om nom nom #0 want.