3rd Demand

[boredom_banned]

[Video Post]

[A curvaceous teenage female stands in the middle of the room, face flushed with obvious embarrassment as the camera is focused directly at her. She's holding a large sign in front of her, which she is obviously attempting to hide herself behind. Still, the black fishnet stockings and high heels are obvious beneath the sign.]

Comments

[skipthroughtime]

B-B-But...I..d-don't want to do...s..something like this.....

[Obviously frightened and slightly shaking, Mikuru looks obviously scared at what they are doing.]

[boredom_banned]

It's for research purposes only, Mikuru! It's not like they're going to EAT you or something...though...oh...nevermind. It's a great opportunity for us to find out about the creatures of the night!

[skipthroughtime]

But it's dangerous~

C-Can't we just m-make a survey on the network...o-or...something..?

[boredom_banned]

Whichever they are comfortable with, but I'd rather them stop by in person in order to verify that they are actually a vampire. Anyone could say they were over the network.

[skipthroughtime]

A-After I say it...c-can change back to my regular clothes?

[boredom_banned]

No! You're here for the SEX factor! Vampires are very sexual creatures, so in order to attract them, we have to satisfy one of their base needs.

[skipthroughtime]

B-But what if one gets hungry??

[boredom_banned]

Don't worry. I've been researching vampire myth for the last week and have gathered as many items as possible to use in case we need to sedate them. Silver stakes, silver bullets, garlic...I've got about everything here.

1/2

[skipthroughtime]

2/2

[skipthroughtime]

[Still hiding behind her sign, and very uncertain about things, looking desperetly to Kyon...or someone to stop their leader.]

T-The SOS B-Bri..Brigade is now interviewing friendly va-vampires!

[boredom_banned]

You deviated from the script, but I guess that will do. Now just stand there and look tempting.

[skipthroughtime]

[boredom_banned]

Sexier!

[skipthroughtime]

I-I can't~~

[boredom_banned]

Then loosen the laces on that top so more of your cleavage shows!

[theaverageone]

Knock it off, Haruhi! It's skimpy enough already!