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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In October I helped baby_elise hide a body (-173 points). In August I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In February I gave picklepuffer a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In November etriusquill and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-181 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
boredness