Dude. That doesn't even make sense. You can't tell me to ask a Librarian and then say no, you should ask the Assistant Librarian instead. You're just going to give me the same answer!
It may be mildly circuitous, but that's bureaucracy in action, my friend! That's the sort of thing you need to understand if you're going to be given responsibilities like this.
And hey, I can personally guarantee the accuracy of any answers provided by our friendly and competent assistant staff!
Well, congratulations. Welcome to the fold. It's about time, really - the Aesopeans are a mess, they really could use some extra help. I can tell you it's not going to be all fun and games, though. It's a pretty demanding position! There's a lot of liaising with the community and dealing with threats. It's not light work.
Plus, there's the Librarian massages. For me it's a bit of a perk, but for you? Well, good luck.
Thanks a lot, Varletti. I take pride in my ability to liaise and deal with threats, so I don't think I'll have too much trouble. Looks like we're co-workers now, doesn't it!
I comfortable enough with my sexuality to give Noah massages if that's what the job requires!
Dude. That's not even true.
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Meanwhile, I'm an Assistant Librarian to the Arabics. I think I'd have a marginally better grasp on Atheneum policy than you would.
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You should just ask an Assistant Librarian instead. I'd be happy to answer any questions you might have, including this one.
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Dude. That doesn't even make sense. You can't tell me to ask a Librarian and then say no, you should ask the Assistant Librarian instead. You're just going to give me the same answer!
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And hey, I can personally guarantee the accuracy of any answers provided by our friendly and competent assistant staff!
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Fine, O Wise Assistant. But how do you know that I'm looking for a well-paid, low-effort job anyway?
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Then again, most of you Aesopeans are farm animals, so...
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I beg your pardon?
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Well, congratulations. Welcome to the fold. It's about time, really - the Aesopeans are a mess, they really could use some extra help. I can tell you it's not going to be all fun and games, though. It's a pretty demanding position! There's a lot of liaising with the community and dealing with threats. It's not light work.
Plus, there's the Librarian massages. For me it's a bit of a perk, but for you? Well, good luck.
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I comfortable enough with my sexuality to give Noah massages if that's what the job requires!
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A mess, are we? Bitch, please.
Also, I'm pretty sure the Arabics don't need an assistant librarian - though Velvet might want to get someone just to keep an eye on you full time.
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