FIC - It's not the camera, it's the photographer 3~ Kanghyuk AU
Title: It's not the camera, it's the photographer (when you can afford the camera of course) part 3
Pairing: Kanghyuk (Kangin/Eunhyuk) Ninja pairings all over the place (or not...)
Rating: PG
Summary: Third part of the Eunhyuk photographer AU!
Warnings: AU, Kangin thinking too much, general bad language, some abuse to the universe, special appearances of more members.
AN: /sobbing I'm really sorry again, I barely have time to write and when I do I end up sucking at it, I hope you like this chapter from Kangin's PoV, it was really fun to write.
The chosen beta carcrashheart_8 made this possible :DDD thank you so much gurl :D
Kim Youngwoon hated Hyukjae's friends.
Sungmin thought he was Hyukjae's surrogate mother, the way he protected the younger was ridiculous and unnerving. Youngwoon swore that if Sungmin picked up Hyukjae's phone again when he called, he was going to kill him.
"He's just being a good hyung, he likes to take care of me..."
He also looked weird, like a rabbit or some small animal, every time Youngwoon was next to him, he felt that with only touching, he could break the guy.
"You know, he could kill you before you could touch him..."
And that freaking stare; he'd seen the guy two times and he wound up a victim of the stare all the time, it made him so angry he wanted to punch the freaking bitch’s stare away.
"Trust me in this one, you could die..."
And that Shindong guy, what kind of name is 'Shindong' anyways?
"I told you, it's a nickname."
He was so obnoxious, nosy, always happy, making Hyukjae laugh all the time and making jokes out of anything.
"Aw come on, no one hates Shindong-hyung."
And he was like, Sungmin's best friend. They were like a gay couple taking care of their freaking adopted son.
"Actually, that's what Shindong-hyung said about my boss and his roommate, you two could be really good friends..."
The boss... ok, he didn't know the boss or the roommate, but they were assholes by default.
"Hyung, you don't make any sense."
Kim Youngwoon also hated Lee Hyukjae. He was too skinny, too bony; his gums showed too much; he had a weird laugh; he was always tripping and hitting himself with inanimate objects (air included). He ate inhuman quantities of food; was selfish and shy. He liked marshmallows a little too much to be healthy; his breath was too sweet. Everybody wanted to take care and touch him (did Sungmin really have to touch Hyukjae all the time?). He pouted too much and freaked out all the time; got teary eyed about everything, and liked to moonwalk at weird times (like going to the bathroom).
But Kim Youngwoon hated Lee Hyukjae for a much more critical reason.
He had met weird people, crybabies, clumsy people, selfish people… they were everywhere, flaws were normal in human beings. He himself was full of flaws.
The thing was that no one made those flaws as noticeable and (God, he hated to admit it) as cute, as Lee Hyukjae did.
He couldn't say he liked the guy since the beginning. Hyukjae wasn't the type that caught people's attention immediately; he walked almost as if he was afraid of being seen. He dressed as a normal guy, maybe a little more stylish, but not flashy at all. He was daydreaming all the time, and so into his world that he became almost invisible in a city full of people in their own worlds, but not as detached as Hyukjae.
Probably without the incident Youngwoon wouldn't have acknowledged Hyukjae's existence and they never would've met.
Fate.
Some people would have called it fate, maybe some force made it possible that a guy on a motorbike almost ran over Hyukjae to make Youngwoon save him.
Youngwoon would have said that Hyukjae was a retard that couldn't look at what was in front of him even if it punched him in the face.
Fate or idiocy (he went with the second), and now Hyukjae was a part of his life. A stupid, retarded annoying part of his life, but a part of it nonetheless.
Meeting Hyukjae was an experience in itself, seeing a younger boy freaking out about a camera, mumbling to himself, almost having a psychotic breakdown. If first impressions were what mattered, he should have run far away from the younger since the beginning.
Getting to know Hyukjae was something else; the boy was shy when tranquilized, funny and a good conversationalist when he felt confident, hilarious when in pain (Yongwoon had a little too much fun at his dad's clinic while disinfecting the young photographer's wounds, he had to admit), kind of cool when he was talking about his work, adorably clumsy all the time and...
Fucking hell I'm so screwed.
"So you met a cute boy, turned gay for him and decided to hit on him by literally hitting him? Jeez, Youngwoon, I knew you were an inconsiderate bastard but this is ridiculous."
"Did anyone ever tell you that you are an asshole? And call me hyung you impertinent child."
"Whatever, hyung, so what are you going to do?"
"I'm taking him for lunch... he already accepted."
"Meaning he was too terrified of your tendency towards violence to deny your invitation?"
"MEANING he said yes, and I should be calling him now, so I'm ending this call before I decide to pay you a visit and break all of your
bones."
"Are you flirting with me, hyung?"
"FOR FUCKS SAKE, KYUHYUN."
"Ok, ok I'm hanging up now. Oh, hyung?"
"What?"
"I never noticed that you liked to punch me because you started to feel like that. You are so sweet..."
"I fucking hate you, you asshole."
"I love you too hyung, good luck!"
He always had to wonder why he made friends with people like Kyuhyun, and why did he always ended up telling him everything. He should talk with more mature people, like Hankyung-hyung or little Ryeowook, but they would try to dress him up or some shit for the stupid lunch, and he wasn't going to make it obvious that he was serious about the date thing that he spoke of the other time.
When he called, he was the cool collected Kangin he always was.
"You know I don't like it when you call Hyukjae."
"You know I don't like your existence."
"Why are you calling?"
"I have business with the kid, now give him back his stupid phone."
"You better not be thinking about doing something to him."
"What are you, his mom? I'll do whatever I want with Hyukjae now give him the phone."
"I knew it, you want to rape him."
He heard a groan on the back.
"Whatever, give the kid the phone and spare him the embarrassment."
"Hyung..."
"Let's meet at the park in two hours, go alone or there will be a bloodbath."
"Are we going out, or am I in a bad action movie?"
"..."
"OK, OK see you in a while... uh, hyung?"
"What?"
"...I'm sorry."
"Stop being sorry for everything, it's not your fault that your mom dresses like a guy to control your life."
A giggle, that was better.
"I forgot you were such a girl."
"I'm not a gi..."
"OK, see you later young lady."
Youngwoon wasn't sure when "cute" was a thing he started to like in people, normally he preferred, sexy, or boobs and legs, over cute and sweet, apparently it all changed with Hyukjae.
So Kim Youngwoon hated Lee Hyukjae because he had horrible friends, was full of flaws, changed Youngwoon's likes and made him gay.
Most of all he hated him because Kim Youngwoon found himself excited over a stupid lunch and a cool guy like him shouldn’t be like this, he never was like this until fucking Lee Hyukjae.
And why did being screwed started to sound not so bad?
Pairing: Kanghyuk (Kangin/Eunhyuk) Ninja pairings all over the place (or not...)
Rating: PG
Summary: Third part of the Eunhyuk photographer AU!
Warnings: AU, Kangin thinking too much, general bad language, some abuse to the universe, special appearances of more members.
AN: /sobbing I'm really sorry again, I barely have time to write and when I do I end up sucking at it, I hope you like this chapter from Kangin's PoV, it was really fun to write.
The chosen beta carcrashheart_8 made this possible :DDD thank you so much gurl :D
Kim Youngwoon hated Hyukjae's friends.
Sungmin thought he was Hyukjae's surrogate mother, the way he protected the younger was ridiculous and unnerving. Youngwoon swore that if Sungmin picked up Hyukjae's phone again when he called, he was going to kill him.
"He's just being a good hyung, he likes to take care of me..."
He also looked weird, like a rabbit or some small animal, every time Youngwoon was next to him, he felt that with only touching, he could break the guy.
"You know, he could kill you before you could touch him..."
And that freaking stare; he'd seen the guy two times and he wound up a victim of the stare all the time, it made him so angry he wanted to punch the freaking bitch’s stare away.
"Trust me in this one, you could die..."
And that Shindong guy, what kind of name is 'Shindong' anyways?
"I told you, it's a nickname."
He was so obnoxious, nosy, always happy, making Hyukjae laugh all the time and making jokes out of anything.
"Aw come on, no one hates Shindong-hyung."
And he was like, Sungmin's best friend. They were like a gay couple taking care of their freaking adopted son.
"Actually, that's what Shindong-hyung said about my boss and his roommate, you two could be really good friends..."
The boss... ok, he didn't know the boss or the roommate, but they were assholes by default.
"Hyung, you don't make any sense."
Kim Youngwoon also hated Lee Hyukjae. He was too skinny, too bony; his gums showed too much; he had a weird laugh; he was always tripping and hitting himself with inanimate objects (air included). He ate inhuman quantities of food; was selfish and shy. He liked marshmallows a little too much to be healthy; his breath was too sweet. Everybody wanted to take care and touch him (did Sungmin really have to touch Hyukjae all the time?). He pouted too much and freaked out all the time; got teary eyed about everything, and liked to moonwalk at weird times (like going to the bathroom).
But Kim Youngwoon hated Lee Hyukjae for a much more critical reason.
He had met weird people, crybabies, clumsy people, selfish people… they were everywhere, flaws were normal in human beings. He himself was full of flaws.
The thing was that no one made those flaws as noticeable and (God, he hated to admit it) as cute, as Lee Hyukjae did.
He couldn't say he liked the guy since the beginning. Hyukjae wasn't the type that caught people's attention immediately; he walked almost as if he was afraid of being seen. He dressed as a normal guy, maybe a little more stylish, but not flashy at all. He was daydreaming all the time, and so into his world that he became almost invisible in a city full of people in their own worlds, but not as detached as Hyukjae.
Probably without the incident Youngwoon wouldn't have acknowledged Hyukjae's existence and they never would've met.
Fate.
Some people would have called it fate, maybe some force made it possible that a guy on a motorbike almost ran over Hyukjae to make Youngwoon save him.
Youngwoon would have said that Hyukjae was a retard that couldn't look at what was in front of him even if it punched him in the face.
Fate or idiocy (he went with the second), and now Hyukjae was a part of his life. A stupid, retarded annoying part of his life, but a part of it nonetheless.
Meeting Hyukjae was an experience in itself, seeing a younger boy freaking out about a camera, mumbling to himself, almost having a psychotic breakdown. If first impressions were what mattered, he should have run far away from the younger since the beginning.
Getting to know Hyukjae was something else; the boy was shy when tranquilized, funny and a good conversationalist when he felt confident, hilarious when in pain (Yongwoon had a little too much fun at his dad's clinic while disinfecting the young photographer's wounds, he had to admit), kind of cool when he was talking about his work, adorably clumsy all the time and...
Fucking hell I'm so screwed.
"So you met a cute boy, turned gay for him and decided to hit on him by literally hitting him? Jeez, Youngwoon, I knew you were an inconsiderate bastard but this is ridiculous."
"Did anyone ever tell you that you are an asshole? And call me hyung you impertinent child."
"Whatever, hyung, so what are you going to do?"
"I'm taking him for lunch... he already accepted."
"Meaning he was too terrified of your tendency towards violence to deny your invitation?"
"MEANING he said yes, and I should be calling him now, so I'm ending this call before I decide to pay you a visit and break all of your
bones."
"Are you flirting with me, hyung?"
"FOR FUCKS SAKE, KYUHYUN."
"Ok, ok I'm hanging up now. Oh, hyung?"
"What?"
"I never noticed that you liked to punch me because you started to feel like that. You are so sweet..."
"I fucking hate you, you asshole."
"I love you too hyung, good luck!"
He always had to wonder why he made friends with people like Kyuhyun, and why did he always ended up telling him everything. He should talk with more mature people, like Hankyung-hyung or little Ryeowook, but they would try to dress him up or some shit for the stupid lunch, and he wasn't going to make it obvious that he was serious about the date thing that he spoke of the other time.
When he called, he was the cool collected Kangin he always was.
"You know I don't like it when you call Hyukjae."
"You know I don't like your existence."
"Why are you calling?"
"I have business with the kid, now give him back his stupid phone."
"You better not be thinking about doing something to him."
"What are you, his mom? I'll do whatever I want with Hyukjae now give him the phone."
"I knew it, you want to rape him."
He heard a groan on the back.
"Whatever, give the kid the phone and spare him the embarrassment."
"Hyung..."
"Let's meet at the park in two hours, go alone or there will be a bloodbath."
"Are we going out, or am I in a bad action movie?"
"..."
"OK, OK see you in a while... uh, hyung?"
"What?"
"...I'm sorry."
"Stop being sorry for everything, it's not your fault that your mom dresses like a guy to control your life."
A giggle, that was better.
"I forgot you were such a girl."
"I'm not a gi..."
"OK, see you later young lady."
Youngwoon wasn't sure when "cute" was a thing he started to like in people, normally he preferred, sexy, or boobs and legs, over cute and sweet, apparently it all changed with Hyukjae.
So Kim Youngwoon hated Lee Hyukjae because he had horrible friends, was full of flaws, changed Youngwoon's likes and made him gay.
Most of all he hated him because Kim Youngwoon found himself excited over a stupid lunch and a cool guy like him shouldn’t be like this, he never was like this until fucking Lee Hyukjae.
And why did being screwed started to sound not so bad?