Lessons of life
The things I have learned in the past 3 days, could save your life, and other things pertinent to it.
1. Women are evil. No two ways about it.
2. I should listen to my friends more often.
3. women are evil. No two ways about it.
4. Seagrams is the best drink ever. Straight. Yea you heard it here.
5. Women are evil. No two ways about it.
6. God IS trying to kill me (and possiably YOU)
7. Women are 100 percent evil. No two ways about it.
8. Add another 10 percent to that.
9. Women are 110 percent evil. No two ways about it.
10. My friends will give me shit for ever
11. The committee of my penis has decided and declared that all women are now officially a full 200 percent evil, and will now be shippeed to Iraq to help with the oil fields so my gas prices will be lowered... you are still evil.
12. I am going to cash my nut for 90,000. I can live with it. So to all the women who blew me, you had about 120,000 in your mouth at one time. Thats a house payment dude.
These are the things that I have learned thus far. As you can see, the oodles of knowledge are pouring from this lovely state, and I am becoming more wiser.
~FIN
P.S. Women are evil. No two ways about it.
1. Women are evil. No two ways about it.
2. I should listen to my friends more often.
3. women are evil. No two ways about it.
4. Seagrams is the best drink ever. Straight. Yea you heard it here.
5. Women are evil. No two ways about it.
6. God IS trying to kill me (and possiably YOU)
7. Women are 100 percent evil. No two ways about it.
8. Add another 10 percent to that.
9. Women are 110 percent evil. No two ways about it.
10. My friends will give me shit for ever
11. The committee of my penis has decided and declared that all women are now officially a full 200 percent evil, and will now be shippeed to Iraq to help with the oil fields so my gas prices will be lowered... you are still evil.
12. I am going to cash my nut for 90,000. I can live with it. So to all the women who blew me, you had about 120,000 in your mouth at one time. Thats a house payment dude.
These are the things that I have learned thus far. As you can see, the oodles of knowledge are pouring from this lovely state, and I am becoming more wiser.
~FIN
P.S. Women are evil. No two ways about it.