Unique as Snowflakes
Well, hello, head cases and general delinquents. I'm sure I'll get to know and appreciate all of your uniquely irritative quirks and hangups, my snowflakes.
As some of you may know (though with all the alcohol that I hear is here, you immediately forgot) I'm a new doctor here, and probably the most qualified out of these quacks. The majority of you seem to be wandering around without an assigned doctor, and while I'm all for letting your stupidity run wild, unfortunately I've got a job to do. And I'd rather not wake up to find I've got people humping my leg or setting fire to my bed. Would really put a dent in my day, and we all know how much I'm looking forward to a good time spent here against my will.
For anyone curious to know why I'm here, it has to do with cheating off a classmate's exam. Not that it should have mattered; he got question 36 wrong anyway. Idiot. Now I'm assigned to you and your "Rainy Days" hospital. I hope that name's an inspiration to all of you. Just please remember where the stairwells are if ever you get the urge to watch a rainstorm up close; the roof is a beautiful vantage point when the lighting starts up.