TYPICAL ATTIRE: Anything trendy and mainstream-looking which conceals their obesity. Rolled-up sock placed strategically in crotch for added flair. Hairpiece by Earl's Rugs 'R Us. Note: attire may vary depending on the specific type of AF being targeted.
I.Q.: n/a (too low to measure)
NATURAL HABITAT: Personal ad columns ("SWM interested in 'Asian culture' seeks exotic SAF goddess"), college campuses, Asian language classes (a great pickup spot), Asian strip clubs, massage parlors and similar establishments, B-grade Kung-Fu flicks, trendy nightclubs (usually found necking with prepubescent AF FOB's), seated on living room sofa drooling over latest Asian porn flick with remote control and tissues in hand, Asian internet forums (don't ask me why), anywhere else frequented by AF's. Often found still living with mom despite being past 40.
TYPICAL ASIAPHILE QUIPS:
"I've always only dated Oree-enul chicks. I don't know why, I just have."
"Race doesn't matter. I just happen to dig chicks with silky black hair and smooth, porcelain-like skin. Anyone who doesn't like it is a racist."
"Ahh, those Oree-enul wimmin... are they perfect or what? No more corrupted American wimmin for me, no sirree... Gimme a fine oree-enul woman anytime."
"Ooh, Mei Ling, you're soooo sweet and demure, unlike them rude, uppity American women. Intelligent too. How's about we go back to my place and talk temples?"
"Keiko, if you want to practice your English, maybe I can be your tutor?..."
(mouth frothing): "Masako, you remind me of my favorite 'movie star'... would you please put on your cute little sailor suit, huh, would ya, pleeeze??"
"Hey Marty, you got the number of that place in Tokyo that sells the used panties?"
"Would you like some candy, little girl?..."
"I just returned from the "sex capital of the world", good old Thailand and had an incredible trip - as usual. If you're a single male who's had his share of the stuck up women of the West, then come to Southeast Asia where the women will treat you with the attention and appreciation you deserve..."
PERSONAL GOAL (unfortunately unattainable): To end up with an intelligent, quality Asian woman who actually has some self esteem.
CLOSELY RELATED TO: Pedophiles, a fish out of water, rice queens (gay asiaphiles).
MEDIA REPRESENTATION: Woody Allen, Maury Povich, James Michener, Oliver Stone, Nicholas D. Kristof (NY Times reporter).
I.Q.: n/a (too low to measure)
NATURAL HABITAT: Personal ad columns ("SWM interested in 'Asian culture' seeks exotic SAF goddess"), college campuses, Asian language classes (a great pickup spot), Asian strip clubs, massage parlors and similar establishments, B-grade Kung-Fu flicks, trendy nightclubs (usually found necking with prepubescent AF FOB's), seated on living room sofa drooling over latest Asian porn flick with remote control and tissues in hand, Asian internet forums (don't ask me why), anywhere else frequented by AF's. Often found still living with mom despite being past 40.
TYPICAL ASIAPHILE QUIPS:
"I've always only dated Oree-enul chicks. I don't know why, I just have."
"Race doesn't matter. I just happen to dig chicks with silky black hair and smooth, porcelain-like skin. Anyone who doesn't like it is a racist."
"Ahh, those Oree-enul wimmin... are they perfect or what? No more corrupted American wimmin for me, no sirree... Gimme a fine oree-enul woman anytime."
"Ooh, Mei Ling, you're soooo sweet and demure, unlike them rude, uppity American women. Intelligent too. How's about we go back to my place and talk temples?"
"Keiko, if you want to practice your English, maybe I can be your tutor?..."
(mouth frothing): "Masako, you remind me of my favorite 'movie star'... would you please put on your cute little sailor suit, huh, would ya, pleeeze??"
"Hey Marty, you got the number of that place in Tokyo that sells the used panties?"
"Would you like some candy, little girl?..."
"I just returned from the "sex capital of the world", good old Thailand and had an incredible trip - as usual. If you're a single male who's had his share of the stuck up women of the West, then come to Southeast Asia where the women will treat you with the attention and appreciation you deserve..."
PERSONAL GOAL (unfortunately unattainable): To end up with an intelligent, quality Asian woman who actually has some self esteem.
CLOSELY RELATED TO: Pedophiles, a fish out of water, rice queens (gay asiaphiles).
MEDIA REPRESENTATION: Woody Allen, Maury Povich, James Michener, Oliver Stone, Nicholas D. Kristof (NY Times reporter).
COUNTERPARTS: Whiggies...who else?
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