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[boreanazlvr]

I haven't updated in soo long! :p I just found some awesome quotes/jokes/one liners(whatever the hell you wanna call them) which just cracked me up so I think every few days or so Im gonna post a couple of my favorite quotes/jokes/one liners :P....A little warning in advance,some might be quite rude :P these are NOT mine and if you don't like them or find them too...whatever you would like to call them, please don't leave mean comments :P

-A good lawyer knows the law...a GREAT lawyer knows the judge

-Here I sit,Trying to shit,Came in Fast,to Empty my ass, 10 minutes ago when it started, and thus far I have only farted

-"Last month,a worlwide survey was conducted by the UN.The only question asked was "would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world.
The survey was a huge faliure...

In Africa,they didn't know what "Food" meant.
In Eastern Europe,they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe,they didn't know what shortage meant
In China,they didn't know what "opinion" meant
In the middle east,they didn't know what "Solution" meant
In South America,they didn't know what "Please" meant
And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant..."

-The Times