"The ants are (not) my friends" *
MEMO
TO: The ants
FROM: Barb
DATE: September 23, 2009
Please note, it is now Autumn. It is not Spring. You're not supposed to be running amok all over my kitchen at this time of year.
I don't try to live in the flower bed wtih you, stealing your worms. What makes you think you're entitled to look for food and/or shelter in my kitchen?
Please respect the fact that you live OUTSIDE, NOT INSIDE.
Don't make me get out the Raid.
Thanks and have a good day...OUTSIDE!
* Blowin' in the wind is optional.