I am a packrat. I got a record player.
I got a free record player today. More specifically, I got a free Fisher MC-723 audio component system, which has a turntable in it, amongst other outdated things. It's probably only worth like 10 bucks anyway, and I'm not even sure that it works. The only vinyl that I can find in my house is my dad's 30-year-old set of French lessons on three two-sided 33 1/3 rpms. I will try them tomorrow! If I can get the language of love to buzz through those RCA cables, then I will begin the hunt for free records. Now, sleep.