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by limitedbythesky
bordersninja's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 33% Politically Correct!)
Started : 01st January 2006 12:18:54 AM
Ended : 01st January 2006 09:18:38 AM
Alco Money! : $ 516
Guests of Honour
estcarpwanderer is an enlivening Atheist and a raging alcoholic who makes Shane McGowan look like your local vicar. estcarpwanderer drank 9 Vodkas.
bordersninja is a repulsive Atheist. bordersninja drank 6 Gins, 6 Poteens, 1 Bloody Mary.
noodle2 is a crummy Muslim. noodle2 drank 3 Vodkas, 3 Rums, 4 Pilsners, 4 Ales.
1ofda2peas is a spiritless Wiccan. 1ofda2peas drank 10 Lagers, 2 Sambuccas, 2 Brandys, 1 Vermouth.
_wintersunshine is a radiant Taoist. _wintersunshine drank 1 Sherry, 1 Cider.
last_token is a heinous Fundementalist Christian and an ardent supporter of the 'Givuz a new Liver for Free' campaign. last_token decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
ariachiba is a bitter Buddhist who throws bricks onto cars from freeway overpasses. ariachiba drank 20 Bloody Marys.
iammrbill is a graceful Hindu and a real lightweight when it comes to drinking. iammrbill drank 7 Coffee Liqueurs.
goldenapricot14 is a hateful Fundementalist Christian. goldenapricot14 decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
dramaman972 is a fanciful Agnostic. dramaman972 drank 5 Rums, 4 Bloody Marys, 9 Vodkas, 2 Lagers.
gauntletjackal is a stable Wiccan. gauntletjackal drank 12 Coffee Liqueurs, 1 Pulque.
mollzdollz is a boring Agnostic. mollzdollz drank 16 Brandys, 1 Hot Toddy.
Sick!
Oh what a beautiful morning! Oh what a beautiful day! Some bastards puked on the ceiling! bordersninja, noodle2, 1ofda2peas, ariachiba, iammrbill, dramaman972, gauntletjackal, mollzdollz had better stay out of bordersninja's way!
Fights
'I know where Jesus Is!' gauntletjackal declared proudly. 'He's alive! Alive in my ass!'. last_token made a dramatic lunge for the blasphemer but ended up smashing their head off the dining room table.
estcarpwanderer continually teased goldenapricot14 throughout the night by repeatedly showing goldenapricot14 their ass and suggestively whispering 'Where is your God now eh, Godchild?'
Lovers
No one would have predicted it at the start of the evening but it seems like 1ofda2peas has found an eternal soulmate in mollzdollz. Oh the romance!
The Drunkest
ariachiba was by far the most pissed by the end of the night and even admitted to being
rather partial to the odd Coldplay track.
Random Events
Out of nowhere, goldenapricot14 stood up, gave a nazi salute and shouted "My nipples are as arid as the Sahara, baybee!"
During a lively discussion on masterbation
revealed that 1ofda2peas was caught masterbating in noodle2's sisters bedroom back in 1995.
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