Man, this is easily my best post ever.
Sometimes I get so constipated it wakes me up in the middle of the night and hurts like crazy. It's almost routine. Uh oh, 4 a.m. and it's been a few weeks since, time to go hold onto something while trying to take a shit. I swear everything I eat has a little fiber in it.
Here's a lovely diagram probably explaining why it hurts so much.
Just thought I'd share. You can thank me later.
In other news, I am the bomb.
I forgot my paycheck was coming today, so that is a nice surprise. It's my biggest one yet. That will help on the San Francisco early Valentine's trip that starts TODAY.
And I'm going a little crazy with classes right after work. All I usually have time to do is go to work, drive straight to dinner and walk straight to class. Sometimes I don't make it to my room till 10. I end up looking like this:
by Wednesday.
I totally fell asleep in my geography class. That guy is whack. He was telling us what a genius that classical studies guy Victor Davis Hanson is, and how "he always backs up his stuff with facts." Yeah, but why would you want to validate current events by referring to shit that happened 700 years ago? And his stories are retarded. "My wife is from Egypt, but pretends she's Italian" two or three times every lecture... along with "I used to be a banker at a very successful firm" and "I used to pick fruit in the fields because I'm some sort of superhuman working machine that thinks you're all a bunch of commie bums." His stories are completely lame. He said that more than one student actually said he was the best professor he or she had. I'd really like to know what school these people were going to.
Anyway, the
took place right in the middle of the lecture. Some shit about fertilizer or a really boring, but good-intentioned story about swimming in a ditch or something. I totally didn't know what was going on, he stopped talking, and when I opened my eyes he was looking right at me. I've never fallen asleep in class and I regained my composure. I'm sure he could tell I was just tired and wasn't being a dick.
I'm not sure how school is going to work out, but I guess it will. I just can't let it get to me because I have work to do every week. School definitely isn't as important, and I'm supporting myself completely, so any extra time I have to spend in class is up to me. After my Las Vegas trip I should have time to catch up.
Being so busy makes you think everyone else is a bum. It's truly a jealousy thing, I think. Andrew never has class any semester. I know he'll be working tons and have no trouble finding a job and all that soon, it's seriously just jealousy that he gets to sleep all day and fuck around.
Once the summer comes and work is only thing I have to worry about, things will be awesome. I'll also have my own place with Eddie.
That will also be the bomb.
Anyway, Fridays at
are my easy day. Any other day of the week I might be bored, but after staying here till 9 last night
and being the 2nd to the last one to leave, I'll chill
here as long as I want and enjoy it.
I hope you like how I've decided to illustrate everything this time. I can be the most annoying person in the world. If you don't like it, you can unfriend me, fuckers!
Christine knows how to do the LJ cut, she can fix this shit!
Here's a lovely diagram probably explaining why it hurts so much.
Just thought I'd share. You can thank me later.
In other news, I am the bomb.
I forgot my paycheck was coming today, so that is a nice surprise. It's my biggest one yet. That will help on the San Francisco early Valentine's trip that starts TODAY.
And I'm going a little crazy with classes right after work. All I usually have time to do is go to work, drive straight to dinner and walk straight to class. Sometimes I don't make it to my room till 10. I end up looking like this:
by Wednesday.
I totally fell asleep in my geography class. That guy is whack. He was telling us what a genius that classical studies guy Victor Davis Hanson is, and how "he always backs up his stuff with facts." Yeah, but why would you want to validate current events by referring to shit that happened 700 years ago? And his stories are retarded. "My wife is from Egypt, but pretends she's Italian" two or three times every lecture... along with "I used to be a banker at a very successful firm" and "I used to pick fruit in the fields because I'm some sort of superhuman working machine that thinks you're all a bunch of commie bums." His stories are completely lame. He said that more than one student actually said he was the best professor he or she had. I'd really like to know what school these people were going to.
Anyway, the
took place right in the middle of the lecture. Some shit about fertilizer or a really boring, but good-intentioned story about swimming in a ditch or something. I totally didn't know what was going on, he stopped talking, and when I opened my eyes he was looking right at me. I've never fallen asleep in class and I regained my composure. I'm sure he could tell I was just tired and wasn't being a dick.
I'm not sure how school is going to work out, but I guess it will. I just can't let it get to me because I have work to do every week. School definitely isn't as important, and I'm supporting myself completely, so any extra time I have to spend in class is up to me. After my Las Vegas trip I should have time to catch up.
Being so busy makes you think everyone else is a bum. It's truly a jealousy thing, I think. Andrew never has class any semester. I know he'll be working tons and have no trouble finding a job and all that soon, it's seriously just jealousy that he gets to sleep all day and fuck around.
Once the summer comes and work is only thing I have to worry about, things will be awesome. I'll also have my own place with Eddie.
That will also be the bomb.
Anyway, Fridays at
are my easy day. Any other day of the week I might be bored, but after staying here till 9 last night
and being the 2nd to the last one to leave, I'll chill
here as long as I want and enjoy it.
I hope you like how I've decided to illustrate everything this time. I can be the most annoying person in the world. If you don't like it, you can unfriend me, fuckers!
Christine knows how to do the LJ cut, she can fix this shit!