Intro or whatnot; ooc;

Jan 19, 2009 14:40

What's up my bling-blings.
I'm gonna copy-pasta some wonderful shiz for ya' but all you really have to know is that Cuba is your JANITOR~ He'll be makin' sure your halls are sparklin' bb.
All righty. Here's some info.
☆ Nation/City/State: Cuba

☆ Human Name: Reydel "Janitor" Fernández

☆ Age: 22 (I am TOTALLY BSing this)

☆ Grade: NO GRADE FOR THIS HOMEBOY, ONLY BUCKETS OF SOAP.

☆ Birthday: October 10th

☆ Personality Description:
A happy go lucky individual who tends to hold a grudge against students who make his life a living hell. Selling cigars on the side, he often confuses Matthew for Alfred. Ice cream is his ultimate weakness.

☆ History:
Cuba lived in a nice house, a wonderful house! But such fantastic luxuries cannot last forever as ANTONIO ACCIDENTALLY BURNT THAT GLORIOUS SHELTER WHILE THEY WERE HAVING A BBQ. Besides that, it was a great BBQ-- Lots of burgers. But Alfred wasn't invited, because then all the burgers would be gone and they'd have to make more-- But they couldn't because the BBQ and house burnt down.

He decided to take his last pennies and start a cigar making business... Unfortunately he only had enough to make five cigars. Which he smoked. So he had no cigars. It didn't really matter because America's stocks were shitty as fuck BUT HE STILL FELT BAD FOR SMOKING THEM.

He was reading the newspaper to see who won American Idol when he stumbled across the HELP WANTED section because he doesn't know how to navigate a newspaper properly. A janitorial position! Most excellent! Before he knew it he was a Janitor at this school!

☆ Pets: He has a pet mop. Its name is Fidel. It wets the faces of Cuba's enemies.

☆ Other: He likes to steal Antonio's staplers because Antonio burnt down his house.

And if you wanna see my samples from the app then CLICK FOR CUBAN BEAUTY.

!ooc, !intro

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