These people I work with 06

[boozymatic]

The forklifts in our plant are propane-powered so, naturally, they tend to belch out propane at times.

I happily exclaim at 5:00am, "I love the smell of propane in the morning!"
Everyone around me just looks at me like I've grown a third head.

None of 'em get the reference. Not a single one.
Holy hell. Shoot me now.