I dream of blip-verts!

Nov 30, 2008 20:20

As usual, I was up very late last night. My arm was misbehaving (as usual these days), and I finally flaked out. Obviously I needed some serious REM sleep. This appeared in my dream just before waking up at 11:30am --

We interrupt this dream for a special Public Service Announcement...

You have to pee. You will now wake up and go to the bathroom. Then you will return to bed and continue this dream.

Yes, this will annoy Emily. You'll deal with it accordingly. Thank you for your attention.

So, of course, I did go right back to bed. And yes, Miss Emily was displeased with me. But at least I managed to get to sleep within two minutes of my head hitting the pillow!

Why, yes, I have always had commercial breaks in my dreams. Doesn't everyone?
 

silliness, knowledge, natural selection

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