mother fucker
Today at the recreation center on main street the local chapter of the mother's club threw a massive arts and crafts fair. I went up there with my video camera to see if I could hire in milfs to fuck on film for a new website I'm putting together. I offered top rates ... $200 a fuck ($150 for those with cesarian scars) Three hundred women and I didn't get one taker. By the looks of all the children hanging off their ankles, they coulda used the money. I mean, their macrame flower pot hangers weren't selling worth a damn. But no... I ended up getting escorted to the door by two beefy lesbians. I hate Alabama.