HHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
so at work we have a large stainless steel double sink. it has a sprayer attached to it via a long pipe that almost hits the cieling. atop that pipe is a u pipe that then connects to the sprayer. so tonight mark was doing dishes and he was spraying something. now u hear of faucets and spickets breaking all the time sending water flying, but how often do u see it? so thats exactly what happened to mark. i was cooking and i hear somebody call kelly to look at something. next thing i know i hear her screaming and matt laughing his ass off. i turn to see what all the comotion is and i see water flying out of the top of the long pipe almost hitting the cieling and falling down into the sink and on the floor and well everywhere as though it was a fountian. this makes me laugh my ass off to. then he and branden both climb under the sink on sepreate ventures to shut off the water. none of those ventures was successful. so it flows for a good 15-20 mins whiule dingo attempts to beat the u-pipe back on with a hammer and the a wrench and he tried some tape (scotch in the absense of duct tape). all to no avial. kelly cant get ahold of any higher managers for advice and shes gettin pissed cause nothing is workin to stop it and her higher ups cant be reached. she says a couple of times that she doesnt care and let it run morning crew can deal with it. so at some point dingo asks mark for a cup. he uses it to send the water more closely to the sink. lerien, being a smart ass, takes back a cup for the coffee and says itll work better since its for hot liquids and its hot water. so after a bit we finally get it shut off at the hot water tank... but it was funny as hell