Regular Radio Will Suck Out Your Soul
Howdy Kids!
Hope you had a spectacular Valentine’s Day and that you got everything you wanted. I sure did!
I wanted to thank you all for listening to my show last week, as you managed to jack me up in the
ratings big time (from 4,000 to 300something- pretty big considering the vastness of the www). As you know, egos are easily crushed after such a triumph so I’m gonna start pimping my shit again! NOW!
So today, you should listen to my show. Not only should you listen, but you should spread the word like a virus and/or peanut butter(unless you are allergic, if that’s the case avoid my show and major airlines). I promise today’s show will be bad like a crab (a joke for my KR peeps),
contain too much rock for one hand (a joke for the Bdub fans), and tenderly embrace the sound shapes of Sonny Delgrosso’s guitar stylings(a joke for my best friends). I don’t want anyone to feel left out.
What do YOU, the listeners get out of my radio show? Well, for starters, here’s a list of songs you will NEVER EVER EVER hear on my show:
-Brown Eyed Girl
-Just Like Heaven
-I Melt with You
-Tainted Love
-Gimme Three Steps
-What I Like About You
-Any DMB (especially Ants & What Would...)
-Those Simpson sister dipshits
That right there should be enough to let you know that I care about YOU the listener. I care enough NOT to play those songs, not just because I can’t stand them, but because you know you never want to hear them again either- this is especially true for my friends in bands. I offer you
comfort in sound in a sea of shit.
So tune in this afternoon and bask in the glory that is me, a machine, a microphone, and a
fucking out of hand music collection. You’ll LOVE the show. I promise.
4:30 P.M. est
3:30 P.M. CST
9:30 P.M. ROI & the UK
10:30 P.M. EU
You can listen via iTunes for those of you having problems with winamp/windows media...
http://www.live365.com/stations/bootsoffire
Hope you had a spectacular Valentine’s Day and that you got everything you wanted. I sure did!
I wanted to thank you all for listening to my show last week, as you managed to jack me up in the
ratings big time (from 4,000 to 300something- pretty big considering the vastness of the www). As you know, egos are easily crushed after such a triumph so I’m gonna start pimping my shit again! NOW!
So today, you should listen to my show. Not only should you listen, but you should spread the word like a virus and/or peanut butter(unless you are allergic, if that’s the case avoid my show and major airlines). I promise today’s show will be bad like a crab (a joke for my KR peeps),
contain too much rock for one hand (a joke for the Bdub fans), and tenderly embrace the sound shapes of Sonny Delgrosso’s guitar stylings(a joke for my best friends). I don’t want anyone to feel left out.
What do YOU, the listeners get out of my radio show? Well, for starters, here’s a list of songs you will NEVER EVER EVER hear on my show:
-Brown Eyed Girl
-Just Like Heaven
-I Melt with You
-Tainted Love
-Gimme Three Steps
-What I Like About You
-Any DMB (especially Ants & What Would...)
-Those Simpson sister dipshits
That right there should be enough to let you know that I care about YOU the listener. I care enough NOT to play those songs, not just because I can’t stand them, but because you know you never want to hear them again either- this is especially true for my friends in bands. I offer you
comfort in sound in a sea of shit.
So tune in this afternoon and bask in the glory that is me, a machine, a microphone, and a
fucking out of hand music collection. You’ll LOVE the show. I promise.
4:30 P.M. est
3:30 P.M. CST
9:30 P.M. ROI & the UK
10:30 P.M. EU
You can listen via iTunes for those of you having problems with winamp/windows media...
http://www.live365.com/stations/bootsoffire