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[bootme]

Got back in bed, and stayed there for three, four days. After that I got dressed and went outside and the light was dazzling, and the sound wonderful. I felt like I was full of energy, like a charged battery. You know the first thing that pulled me down to earth? The first human face that I saw on the sidewalk. At that moment I lost half of my

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[psstguesswhat]

YAY!!!!!

ballerina biscuits, please! the minty kind!

if you sit with me on the hogwarts express, i promise to not make you have a terry week all year!!!!!!!

[bootme]

Witness the first human face...

And no, no, and dear Lord no.

[psstguesswhat]

please????

oh, and i can send you the book list!!!! just tell me where to owl it!!

[bootme]

No. No. And no.

And you and I don't share many classes, I don't think. And I thank the Lord for that daily. Or would if I believed and all.

[psstguesswhat]

you're such a contradictory fellow!

see, i didn't use negative nancy. i'm starting to draft things before i write.

i can't wait to see you!!!!!

[bootme]

I'm starting to wish I could take all of this back, because I really, truly can wait to see you. Possibly forever. If not more.

And good show for finally learning to watch what you write. If we only teach you the renewed necessity of capital letters and how not to rape punctuation, you might almost be readable.

Almost.

Now, that wouldn't make anything you write worth reading, but it would be readable.

[psstguesswhat]

capital letters are not necessary, terry!!!!

they are part of the reactive, patriarchial society we live in that saps our creativity daily!!!!!

[bootme]

1. No. They are not. They are quite necessary. They imply something.

2. Why don't you just throw 'heteronormative' in there while you're throwing three-dollar pseudointellectual quasi-leftist words around? Though, I must admit, you saying that would be...interesting.

[psstguesswhat]

they imply that some things are more important than others!!!!!! and that's just not true!!!!

i had to look that word up. well, several of those words, actually, but i think the people that came up with heteronormative were really quite clever and they're right!!!!!

[bootme]

Actually, it's very true. That some things are more important than others. And I know you needed to look those words up, because you misused almost all of them.

And if you're so up on this idea, consider the shape of the exclamation point. Really consider it.

And please never say 'heteronormative' again. And, yes, I know I used it first.

[psstguesswhat]

if things are more important, you can tell from the story! if you have to make things look more important in a fake way, then you're not really talking about important things!!!!

... i don't get it. about the exclamation point.

okay!!!

[bootme]

You know, I have less than no interest in continuing this argument, in any way, shape, or form, so I'll just say...

you're so right hannah i don't know how i ever thought such silly things you keep me guessing, you do oh wow i want to be just like you when i grow up!!!!!!!!!

[psstguesswhat]

there's no need to get sarcastic and grouchy, terry!!!! even i know you don't really mean that!!!!

[bootme]

oh but hannah i do!!!

you've opened my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!

forget coming back to school, let's run off together to somewhere sunny and get married and have babies!!!!! and kittens!!!! lots of them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[psstguesswhat]

you're so silly, terry!!!!

i'm with zachie besides!!!!!

[bootme]

oh no hannah you've broken my heart now!!!!!!!!!!! don't go and do that!!!!!!!!!!! i can't handle it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

at least tell me you'll speak kindly of me and remember me well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!