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Mar 10, 2005 19:50

Now, now, now, I know you all missed me, there's no need to pretend otherwise ( Read more... )

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fletchfinchley March 11 2005, 01:11:27 UTC
At least you haven't got detention until half nine.

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bootme March 11 2005, 01:15:11 UTC
No, I just have near constant 'on call' status. Lovely, isn't it?

And I do mean 'call'. Though 'yell' might be a better descriptor.

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fletchfinchley March 11 2005, 01:17:19 UTC
Yes I've experienced that already. Several times, actually, as I'm sure you're aware.

Though really, what's worse? Being at the beck and call of that man or mincing toad liver nightly for Professor Snape?

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bootme March 11 2005, 01:24:19 UTC
Yes, I remember. Trust me, I remember.

And I rather think that question is like asking 'Which form of the plague is worse, bubonic or septicaemic?'

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fletchfinchley March 11 2005, 01:27:50 UTC
It's rather amusing now, looking back upon it, don't you think?

Well obviously septicaemic is worse, though neither are as bad as pneumonic.

But the real question here is which plague is Snape and which is Moody?

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bootme March 11 2005, 01:33:08 UTC
Somewhat amusing. But then again you don't have to look him in the face daily.

Bubonic had a mortality rate of about 30 to 75 percent, pneumonic was about 90 to 95 and septicaemic was supposedly 100, if I remember correctly. Hard to catch the last, though, or at least rarer, but any disease that kills its host that fast isn't looking for a long run on the evolutionary stage.

And I'm not sure, honestly. We're getting into exact metaphor now and I try to be very careful with that.

Dangerous stuff, metaphor.

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fletchfinchley March 11 2005, 01:42:23 UTC
Oh please, like he cares.

Well, today treated cases of septicaemic have a 40% mortality rate and pneumonic is 100% if not caught within the first 24 hours. But yes, you've got a point.

What about simile?

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bootme March 11 2005, 01:49:36 UTC
It's still not something I want to have to consider.

Well, yes, these days. But, honestly. When people think plague they tend to think that whole unpleasantness with the dance macabra and all, you know.

It's like, who knows that leprosy's still around? Or that it's a nerve problem really, of some form. If I remember right.

Simile's less dangerous because it's a 'like'. You're saying something is 'like' something else, not that something is something else. If that makes any form of sense whatsoever.

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fletchfinchley March 11 2005, 02:01:52 UTC
Well yes, and people generally think that "Ring Around The Rosy" is about the plague as well. Misinformation is such a tragedy.

That makes sense, I suppose. Though only you would think metaphor is dangerous.

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bootme March 11 2005, 02:34:52 UTC
Yes, yes, yes, I know. And then there's the whole bit with the great fire and the end of the world having been nigh back then and my head just starts to hurt.

Why not? Metaphor's saying something is something else. You say that often enough and it might start to become true. I don't see why that's the kind of thing only I would think of.

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fletchfinchley March 11 2005, 02:39:11 UTC
You're making my head hurt. I would like to request a change of subject please.

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bootme March 11 2005, 02:48:50 UTC
You know, I'd say 'name something', but at this point I've actually come to actively fear what you occasionally choose when I say that.

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fletchfinchley March 11 2005, 02:49:35 UTC
Am I really that predictable?

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bootme March 11 2005, 02:52:25 UTC
Is there really a good answer to that question?

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fletchfinchley March 11 2005, 02:54:20 UTC
No Justin, of course not. You're a veritable Pandora's Box of surprises every day!

Don't you ever get tired of sticking your foot in your mouth, or do you just really enjoy the taste?

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bootme March 11 2005, 02:58:13 UTC
Well, given what, exactly, was in Pandora's box...

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