Rip Is Still An Asshole.
1. go to the speakeasy bar in crif dogs.
2. get some gay tattoo with chris.
3. get a purity ring for no reason. then fuck a lot.
4. go to the church of scientology and get thetan levels read (high?).
5. actually finish 'the city of lost children'.
6. make a short film.
7. go to the armoury show. AND DON'T FORGET THIS TIME.
8. make lots of money.
9. slap a baby.
10. be high all day like in smileyface and see what happens.
11. watch matt break the guiness record for eating most bananas within an hour. drunk.
12. find james franco and catch him via bear trap.
13. smoke dust and go to the new york public library on 42nd street.
14. give ghost tours in a shopping cart.
15. go to the brooklyn/bronx zoo and yell at the animals.
16. go ghostbusting.
a) raise the spirit of heath ledger.
b) blaze with jimi hendrix.
17. host a 1920's gangster themed party with morgan, then go to cosmo's dressed up.
18. make a remix for billy mays' infomercial (big city slider).
19. publish a comic.
20. have a photoshoot with 'inverted q'.
21. make a ton of 'rip is an asshole' merch.
22. make a list.
23. party with noel fielding.
24. go to a fashion show just for kicks.
25. confess to the murder of michael jackson.
26. kill john waters.
27. befriend russell brand at the vma's.
28. make a bro movie (a sis movie, since we're all chicks).
29. adopt a black baby.
30. become undick versions of andy warhol.
31. start a band.
32. play clue, dressed up as the characters in clue.
33. get an iguana and name him iggy pop.
34. host an ancient egyptian themed party.
35. go drinking with anthony bourdain.
36. have a yacht party with ben bailey.
37. get high and watch wizard of oz to dark side of the moon.
LISTEN, WRITERS OF DELOCATED. I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN FOLLOWING ME AND MY FRIENDS AROUND. SO FUCK OFF, STOP STEALING OUR IDEAS AND GET ORIGINAL. YOU SUCK DICKS.
2. get some gay tattoo with chris.
3. get a purity ring for no reason. then fuck a lot.
4. go to the church of scientology and get thetan levels read (high?).
5. actually finish 'the city of lost children'.
6. make a short film.
7. go to the armoury show. AND DON'T FORGET THIS TIME.
8. make lots of money.
9. slap a baby.
10. be high all day like in smileyface and see what happens.
11. watch matt break the guiness record for eating most bananas within an hour. drunk.
12. find james franco and catch him via bear trap.
13. smoke dust and go to the new york public library on 42nd street.
14. give ghost tours in a shopping cart.
15. go to the brooklyn/bronx zoo and yell at the animals.
16. go ghostbusting.
a) raise the spirit of heath ledger.
b) blaze with jimi hendrix.
17. host a 1920's gangster themed party with morgan, then go to cosmo's dressed up.
18. make a remix for billy mays' infomercial (big city slider).
19. publish a comic.
20. have a photoshoot with 'inverted q'.
21. make a ton of 'rip is an asshole' merch.
22. make a list.
23. party with noel fielding.
24. go to a fashion show just for kicks.
25. confess to the murder of michael jackson.
26. kill john waters.
27. befriend russell brand at the vma's.
28. make a bro movie (a sis movie, since we're all chicks).
29. adopt a black baby.
30. become undick versions of andy warhol.
31. start a band.
32. play clue, dressed up as the characters in clue.
33. get an iguana and name him iggy pop.
34. host an ancient egyptian themed party.
35. go drinking with anthony bourdain.
36. have a yacht party with ben bailey.
37. get high and watch wizard of oz to dark side of the moon.
LISTEN, WRITERS OF DELOCATED. I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN FOLLOWING ME AND MY FRIENDS AROUND. SO FUCK OFF, STOP STEALING OUR IDEAS AND GET ORIGINAL. YOU SUCK DICKS.